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I was going to continue the hijack by discussing Ark performance exhaust but you dissuaded me. 😁Are we seriously debating the fucking Ark fairytale in this thread? We are toast as modern society if we haven’t moved past this utter nonsense . Jesus H fairytale Christ 🤣
don't forget the video game Ark: SurvivalI was going to continue the hijack by discussing Ark performance exhaust but you dissuaded me. 😁
Listen up, you heathen unbeliever, there were Unicorns! Two of them. Both male, unfortunately.Seven or two, no matter, you'll see green alligators and long neck geese. Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees. Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born you ain't gonna see no Unicorns!
We are toast. Now please pass the jam. I'm feeling peckish.Are we seriously debating the fucking Ark fairytale in this thread? We are toast as modern society if we haven’t moved past this utter nonsense . Jesus H fairytale Christ 🤣
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Listen up, you heathen unbeliever, there were Unicorns! Two of them. Both male, unfortunately.
While all Unicorns are . . . horny . . . male Unicorn's balls are bright pink and glitter. Mike Johnson is a reprehensible pos. I wish he would get back on the Ark he came from. This thread is now about Unicorns.here is supporting evidence that unicorns existed. But it doesn't say anything about them being gay. Perks was probably there to check though.
Wasn't there another Republican rep who had an "adopted" son that was mysteriously absent from everything recently?
Ok just so I am on the same page as everyone else, what's the implicit thing that "adopted son" is covering for?
Gay lover?
Live in slave?
Wife's boy toy?
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I was going to continue the hijack by discussing Ark performance exhaust but you dissuaded me. 😁
Dude looks like Sherman.
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You do know it had numerous NOS and Type-R stickers, right? In combo with a CAI….well, things are better off not talking out loud about them. 🤪Screw the exhaust, lets discuss the cold air intake that gives it +10HP
You do know it had numerous NOS and Type-R stickers, right? In combo with a CAI….well, things are better off not talking out loud about them. 🤪
His wife is full blown crazy as well.Know Your Right Wing Weirdo:
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"Sexual anarchy": New House Speaker Mike Johnson showcases the incel-ization of the modern GOP
The Louisiana congressman's career has been centered around his bitter obsession with other people's sex livesnews.yahoo.com
His wife is full blown crazy as well.
Back off man, I have a legit R.![]()
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MAGA Mike Johnson Once Warned About Dangers of Living Under Democracy
Republicans’ new House speaker tried to warn people about why democracy isn’t actually good.newrepublic.com
Well...Maga Mike has been trying to scrub his social media pages. He's anti-democracy.
Unlike a loudmouth like Gym Jordan, Maga Mike is more insidious. He's a threat to freedom. He wants to turn the US into an authoritarian state with the bible as the law of the land.
He wouldn’t have anything to do with that process unless republicans win the House in 2024.Pray that the election results are so wide that he can’t mess with it,may be a huge problem getting them certified if it’s close.
don't forget the video game Ark: Survival
and Raiders of the Lost Ark
He wouldn’t have anything to do with that process unless republicans win the House in 2024.