Kinda different situation but exactly alike.
Back in 1998 I bought my first new car; a Honda Accord LX sedan. The street I lived on had some potholes big enough to make a VW Beetle disappear...and after it rained they'd only get deeper...and pop up randomly. Leave for work at 0600, no pothole "right there"; come home at 1800 and "oh shit, bigass pothole "right there!!!!!" :Q
After bending a rim to the point of needing a replacement TWICE, I said "fuck this" and bought a SUV (Isuzu Trooper) and put a 2" lift on it and shoved 33" mudders under the fenders.
I would then INTENTIONALLY drive thru those same holes...and the tires would pretty much span the entire hole so it was essentially driving over the hole instead of falling into it and breaking expensive things. Plus, having the top of my tire come up to the bottom of the sideview mirror on most cars ensured that nobody would attempt to bogart my lane. This pleased me greatly.
Of course, the Trooper with the lift/tires got about 12MPG on a good day, but other than that I didn't regret the purchase for a second.
Moral of the story: Buy a truck and you won't have to say "fuck."