Highschool student expelled for a year for having Advil

[PanzerIV]

Now along with crack and marijuana Louisiana can pass a law that posession of Advil within 1000 feet of a school or church is a felony

Shady looking character near school:

Psss..hey kid...wanna buy some Advil? This is the shiznit yo!

 

[UNCjigga]

I hate it when people blame sh*t like this on liberals. Earth to fvcking morons...Zero-Tolerance is a policy in line with the Republican sponsored War on Drugs. Just because it has something to do with public education doesn't make it a liberal policy.

And same sh*t with all this hypersensitive PC crap (see Los Angeles master/slave hard drive debate, etc.) DON'T BLAME LIBERALS!!! BLAME MORONS!!!

 

[Brutuskend]

What a crock.

Man I'm glad I'm not in school these days, I would get kicked out first day because I would protest these STUPID rules.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What a crock.

Man I'm glad I'm not in school these days, I would get kicked out first day because I would protest these STUPID rules.

hey! i seen you post and looked for the joke! where is it? booo!

anyway.. i would probably get kicked out also.

I have asthma and carry a inhaler with me. they would probably kick me out for using it.

 

[amcdonald]

Good thing they caught em. We gotta get these hippies early, before they taint the womenfolk.

 

[lizardboy]

What a load of crap.

 

[mikebb]

I think it's ironic how schools enact these "zero tolerance" policies on drugs, while openly inviting fast food companies into schools as lunch vendors. Sure, lets not let our kids take Advil when they get headaches, but if they get hooked on non-nutritional Pizza Hut/Taco Bell crap food that's just fine.

 

[stormbv]

This is simply irrational.

 

[PunDogg]

what the hell, the nurse gives you advil what the crap is that

Dogg

 

[Babbles]

I am just so happy that I got out of high school before everything being so damned PC and this zero tolerance stuff took hold.

 

[oboeguy]

This is pathetic. Meanwhile kids in middle schools in NYC bring weapons to class (real weapons, not tweety-bird chains that are too long (see a post above)) and aren't suspended if the mom comes in threatening to bring her lawyer. I've seen it happen.

 

[Kipper]

So we kick students out for this, and meanwhile a couple of buildings down a 9th grader is selling pot to middle schoolers and students who would otherwise positively contribute to society and stay out of trouble go down the drain.

:|

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: nick1985
everyone is way to fvckin liberal these days..

I am going to assume by that statement that you are one of those annoying BAAs that accuses anyone who doesn't agree with them of being a "liberal", without having the slightest clue what the word liberal even means, with the idea that it must be bad because Reagan and Bush the first practically turned it into a swear word.

From dictionary.com:

[Q} lib·er·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lbr-l, lbrl)
adj.

1.
1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
3. Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism.
4. Liberal Of, designating, or characteristic of a political party founded on or associated with principles of social and political liberalism, especially in Great Britain, Canada, and the United States.
2.
1. Tending to give freely; generous: a liberal benefactor.
2. Generous in amount; ample: a liberal serving of potatoes.
3. Not strict or literal; loose or approximate: a liberal translation.
4. Of, relating to, or based on the traditional arts and sciences of a college or university curriculum: a liberal education.
5.
1. Archaic. Permissible or appropriate for a person of free birth; befitting a lady or gentleman.
2. Obsolete. Morally unrestrained; licentious.


n.

1. A person with liberal ideas or opinions.
2. Liberal A member of a Liberal political party.
[/quote]

How the hell would a zero tolerance policy be open minded or "liberal"? It's pretty much the exact opposite.

<- liberal and proud of it (except for the second noun usage listed which was pretty much added to the dictionary by the republican party).

 

[Kev]

every single person involved in this decision should be wiped off the face of the earth. i am so god damn sick of liberal morons.

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: Kev
i am so god damn sick of liberal morons.

Lousiana (and the deep south in general) is largely "neo-conservative" or "Republican" (in other words, Fascist). How much would you like to bet that every registered voter in that school board is a Republican?

 

[Konigin]

Stupid highschools, they should worry more about education than their dumbass rules.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: Kev
i am so god damn sick of liberal morons.

Lousiana (and the deep south in general) is largely "neo-conservative" or "Republican" (in other words, Fascist). How much would you like to bet that every registered voter in that school board is a Republican?

yet the liberal mindset is so pervasive that the school board no doubt is affected.

in addition, liberals don't shut up, so you have to compensate for them, to keep them quiet.

 

And all of you want more legislation.

 

[vegetation]

Originally posted by: Metalloid
I can get suspended at my school for having cough drops.

Yes, if I am to take cough drops in school I must have a doctor's note, and they must be taken through the office (this means that the lady at the desk has to actually watch me ingest it).

Then you entire school cafeteria must be shut down. A homeopath could argue that nearly all food substances are drugs with that kind of reasoning.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: edro13
"State guidelines define medication as "all prescription and nonprescription drugs", so they can't have caffeine either?

Drug:
n.
A substance used in the diagnosis, treatment, or prevention of a disease or as a component of a medication.

Medicine:
n.
An agent, such as a drug, used to treat disease or injury.

So is water a drug used to treat dehydration?

 

[CZroe]

Originally posted by: Fausto
Another example of why "zero-tolerance" rules are fscking stupid.

Two cases I can think of here in GA recently:

*kid under 10 suspended because her Tweety-Bird keychain was over a certain length and therefore could be "used as a weapon"

*high school kid working a full-time job as a landscaping laborer in addition to his studies accidentally left a machete in the bed of his truck and wasn't allowed to graduate.


This gets a rating of

½ /

I remember too 🙂


BTW, my half-neice from SoCal crushed up ibuprophen (Advil) and snorted it at her new Georgia school so they would think she was cool. She was sent to a last-chance (alternative) school within three days of being here.