Hey short people

[schneiderguy]

Must suck to be short. Note: You're short if you aren't at least 6'

I'm 6'1". Does it make you mad that:

a. I can reach things on high shelves
b. I get way more girls than you
c. I get better jobs and get paid more than you
d. I could kick your ass

just because I'm tall. Feels good man.

edit: It's OK if you're short and you're a girl. This post is only directed at men, who are more like boys because they are short.

 

[Arcadio]

Finally. A manlet thread.

 

[Heller]

does it make you made that im 5"8 and could put you in a submission and make you cry with one hand behind my back and my eyes closed.

 

[schneiderguy]

does it make you made that im 5"8 and could put you in a submission and make you cry with one hand behind my back and my eyes closed.

Lol. My sheer size would dominate your pathetic attempts at fighting me.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

d. I could kick your ass

No. No you can't.

 

[Tristicus]

Yet you still look like a dirty hobbit. HAHA

 

[schneiderguy]

No. No you can't.

If you're short then yes I could. AFter I get done stealing your woman and your job, of course.

Yet you still look like a dirty hobbit. HAHA

Actually I look like a viking.

 

[coldmeat]

I'm 6'1. Would actually prefer to be a little shorter I think.

 

[Numenorean]

I heard your mom likes shorter guys. Roughly monkey-height.

 

[Heller]

Lol. My sheer size would dominate your pathetic attempts at fighting me.

I've never lost a fight and i've been in more then i can count on 2 hands. Its not a matter of size. Its speed buddy, and ill give you 100:1 odds on even hitting me.

 

[TridenT]

Yes. It does suck to be short.

It also sucks to be ugly.

It also sucks to have a somewhat averaged sized penis. (Maybe below average. Who knows)

Many things suck.

 

[Heller]

Your lucky your a fellow jew, or else i'd be force to knock you the fuck out

 

[Heller]

Yes. It does suck to be short.

It also sucks to be ugly.

It also sucks to have a somewhat averaged sized penis. (Maybe below average. Who knows)

Many things suck.

Suicide. DO IT NOW.





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[schneiderguy]

Yes. It does suck to be short.

It also sucks to be ugly.

It also sucks to have a somewhat averaged sized penis. (Maybe below average. Who knows)

Many things suck.

How tall are you?

 

[Perknose]

'Nuff said.

 

[El Guaraguao]

reppin the 6' 2" niggAWHS out there!

WOO WOO!

 

[Heller]

Hell i could be high as shit and still whoop your ass. But then again I dont fight the mentally handicapped.

 

[schneiderguy]

Your lucky your a fellow jew, or else i'd be force to knock you the fuck out

You calling me a jew? :hmm:

 

[schneiderguy]

reppin the 6' 2" niggAWHS out there!

WOO WOO!

Fuck yeah.

 

[Heller]

You calling me a jew? :hmm:

with a user name like that yes. And whats wrong with being jewish? Say something anything and i'll take my jew money fly out to where you are and personally knock you the fuck out. This ain't a threat, its a fucking promise.

 

[schneiderguy]

with a user name like that yes. And whats wrong with being jewish? Say something anything and i'll take my jew money fly out to where you are and personally knock you the fuck out. This ain't a threat, its a fucking promise.

I'm German but as far as I know I'm not Jewish :hmm:

You're too busy getting high to come here and knock me out.

 

[Imp]

Being very short, I feel obligated to go straight for the balls in a fight. Thank god for evening the playing field through testicles.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Must suck to be short. Note: You're short if you aren't at least 6'
I'm 6'1". Does it make you mad that:
a. I can reach things on high shelves
b. I get way more girls than you
c. I get better jobs and get paid more than you
d. I could kick your ass
just because I'm tall. Feels good man.
edit: It's OK if you're short and you're a girl. This post is only directed at men, who are more like boys because they are short.

And you wonder why people on ATOT are mean to you; it's because you're a fucking obnoxious and ignorant munchkin.

Anyone who isn't at least 2 meters isn't tall...

 

[El Guaraguao]

Fuck yeah.

This.

 

[Heller]

I'm German but as far as I know I'm not Jewish :hmm:

You're too busy getting high to come here and knock me out.

I'd whoop your ass hapily while i roll up a blunt. Be careful, fuck with my weed and i'll personally not only beat your ass. I'll kill your family.