Hey short people

[Nik]

No it's the opposite :awe:

Haters think I'm trolling, but I'm not :hmm:

edit: besides the "Hey atheists" thread. That was trolling and I sincerely apologize for subjecting ATOT to ~250 posts of retarded religious arguments.

When are you going to apologize for the other 4,464 posts? :awe:

(she's cute)

 

[schneiderguy]

When are you going to apologize for the other 4,464 posts? :awe:

(she's cute)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Cute in a really retarded way, maybe

 

[Nik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw

Cute in a really retarded way, maybe

 

[BoomerD]

You'll have to wait your turn, Heller is on an airplane flying out here to kick my ass right now.

He's probably high enough to fly...but his arms will get tired...and he'll forget where he's going...

 

[Heller]

funny thats the same reaction op gets when females look at him.

 

[schneiderguy]

boxxxxxxxy :awe: :wub::wub::wub:

 

[Heller]

He's probably high enough to fly...but his arms will get tired...and he'll forget where he's going...

I brought enough weed for EVERYONE.

 

[schneiderguy]

funny thats the same reaction op gets when females look at him.

Still waiting for that picture of me.

 

[mafia]

Who called me over here??? Someone called me to do a hit.

 

[Nik]

boxxxxxxxy :awe: :wub::wub::wub:

Is THAT who that is?! I'm a lowly :06:

 

[schneiderguy]

There's way too much testosterone in this thread.

 

[schneiderguy]

Is THAT who that is?! I'm a lowly :06:

Yes

 

[Nik]

god, I really HATE being late to the party over there

seems like I missed all the good shit!

 

[BoomerD]

There's way too much testosterone in this thread.

Perhaps, but you're countering with lots of estrogen...

 

[Heller]

Who called me over here??? Someone called me to do a hit.

OP, you know the one you go D: at, when you stare at him.

 

[Nik]

OP, you know the one you go D: at, when you stare at him.

Oh, your reply to my

emoticon was negative?

On the contrary. If you look closely at the emoticon's mouth, it's clearly an obscenely-pleased grin.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Suicide. DO IT NOW.

Sweet bro, more ammo for the schizophrenic Heller macro.

fuck that SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY.

An eighth a day keeps the doctor away

Its 11am, and i didnt wake and bake. Nice try but i dont smoke till its dark outside.

nothing like a gram of some chronic in the morning.

ah wake and bake my favorite

I thought you were a pharmacist.

Im a pharmacist tech i dispense refill and dole out medications

well i work in a pharmacy, so i kinda new it was coming thats why i stopped

2 jobs since i was 15.

First Job video store worked there for 5 years(only left because the store closed down)
Second Job office depot, been there for 3 months now.

the 3 real jobs i've had since 16 i've never missed a day

I worked in a video shop my dad owned for 4 years.
Worked at CVS Pharmacy as a pharmacy tech for 1 year
Now i work at office depot.

3 jobs in 6 years. not bad for a teenager.

thanks moose, i know we have our arguments in the past but its really big of you to feel compassion for me.

Im seeing a new psychologist twice a week till i get back on my game.

I just have no interest in leaving the house today, i spent all day yesterday out of the house looking for a job and nobody is hiring, its depressing when you get rejected from dunkin motherfucking donuts. I cant get a job, i've never been so broke and owed so many people so much money. I just cant wait to start school again in the fall, the worst thing i did was take the summer off, i just cant sit around the house all day, i might as well be in class getting my education then sitting home jobless and depressed.

Suicide. DO IT NOW.

thanks for all the kind words guys, day 6 of my sobriety and im going to be okay.

I smoke cause i enjoy getting stoned, i smoke a small jay at night and go to bed, i dont get all crazy, i dont drive, i hurt nobody. Its not as if im lighting a blunt every hour like i used too. Its to hard not to smoke there just so much around me.

Puff Puff PASS
Pass the dutchie on the left hand side
TOKE OR CHOKE

without a doubt i smoke the pot to get "normal" but its at a point where im addicte

yeah cause the one doobie i smoke a night affects some many lives.

yeah yeah im putting down the pipe, AFTER Tonight.

Im just going to walk around in my fifth grade DARE t shirt and lay off the pot.

Don't do drugs fine thats your choice, bull dont hit us with the 5th grade DARE program and say how your better then us, when your just proving how low you IQ truly is.

but hey i can honestly say I've never paid for any of the pot i've smoked (proabably a couple pounds) and i didn't do anything illegal to get away with it either.

call it what you want but i like weed and i like when its around.

but smoke too much and you go broke

The vast majority of people have no problems driving while high. The same can't be said of alcohol, so there is certainly a distinction, even though you shouldn't do either.

I agree with Eli and , X, If its your first couple times blazing, i would not recommend it, but if your a seasoned toker, only thing it will make you do in the right lane on the interstate.

and i drive stoned and drive while getting stoned, call it irresponsible but if anything pot encourages me not to speed, im just alot more relaxed and calm..

i smoke a small jay at night and go to bed, i dont get all crazy, i dont drive, i hurt nobody.

Hell i could be high as shit and still whoop your ass.

 

[schneiderguy]

Sweet bro, more ammo for the schizophrenic Heller macro.

:awe::awe::awe:

 

[MAKENITO]

hahaha

 

[schneiderguy]

Perhaps, but you're countering with lots of estrogen...

I don't have a drop of estrogen in my body. I'm the most manly person I know.

 

[CallMeJoe]

I don't have a drop of estrogen in my body. I'm the most manly person I know.

Your circle of acquaintance must be vanishingly small...

 

[BoomerD]

Your circle of acquaintance must be vanishingly small...

A circle of 0.5...he MIGHT know half a man...

 

[schneiderguy]

Your circle of acquaintance must be vanishingly small...

I know a lot of women. I don't bother talking to males since I can't have sex with them.

 

[BoomerD]

I know a lot of women. I don't bother talking to males since I can't have sex with them.

Oddly enough, you can't have sex with the females either...well...unless you count fapping to pics.

 

[schneiderguy]

Oddly enough, you can't have sex with the females either...well...unless you count fapping to pics.

I don't have sex with females. Females are so turned on by my sexy long hair that they rape me. Feels bad man.