Hey short people

[dud]

This thread is priceless.

OP, you're short. Heller, Trident and it would be great if theflyingpig would join in.

Everyone knows this ...

 

[schneiderguy]

And you wonder why people on ATOT are mean to you; it's because you're a fucking obnoxious and ignorant munchkin.

Anyone who isn't at least 2 meters isn't tall...

This is America, we use feet here. Thanks.

 

[Chaotic42]

I'm 6'2" and I'm the short guy in the family, so I wouldn't consider myself tall.

 

[schneiderguy]

OP, you're short.

Wrong.

 

[BoomerD]

Must suck to be short. Note: You're short if you aren't at least 6'

I'm 6'1". Does it make you mad that:

a. I can reach things on high shelves
b. I get way more girls than you
c. I get better jobs and get paid more than you
d. I could kick your ass

just because I'm tall. Feels good man.

edit: It's OK if you're short and you're a girl. This post is only directed at men, who are more like boys because they are short.

a. Not likely. I'm also 6'-1"
b. Not in your wildest dreams. (but let us know when you finally do get your first)
c. MAYBE....I had a pretty good career...and made good money before I got hurt.
d. Not in your wildest opium-filled nightmares...

BTW, just being 6'-1' doesn't mean you're tough...hell, you're probably a skinny beanpole with toothpick arms.

 

[Heller]

Take this as a warning. Stop now before i hunt you down. Your only gonna get one warning before my short ass finds you and turns you into a rag doll.

 

[schneiderguy]

I'd whoop your ass hapily while i roll up a blunt. Be careful, fuck with my weed and i'll personally not only beat your ass. I'll kill your family.

Hhahaa you're 5'8" :awe:

 

[Heller]

Hhahaa you're 5'8" :awe:

Run bitch, its on.

 

[BoomerD]

Your lucky your a fellow jew, or else i'd be force to knock you the fuck out

AH...you're Jewish? That explains a lot about why you're so fucking annoying...

Here, have some nice, tasty ham.

 

[schneiderguy]

a. Not likely. I'm also 6'-1"
b. Not in your wildest dreams. (but let us know when you finally do get your first)
c. MAYBE....I had a pretty good career...and made good money before I got hurt.
d. Not in your wildest opium-filled nightmares...

BTW, just being 6'-1' doesn't mean you're tough...hell, you're probably a skinny beanpole with toothpick arms.

You're not short, the bullet points in the OP don't apply to you :thumbsup:

 

[schneiderguy]

Run bitch, its on.

that you?

 

[dud]

Wrong.

You forget that everything is relative.

You are short compared to others. I've got you by over 3 inches ... so you're short.

They call this height fail.

 

[CallMeJoe]

This is America, we use feet here. Thanks.

I use feet, too. Mine are 30 cm long.

 

[schneiderguy]

You forget that everything is relative.

You are short compared to others. I've got you by over 3 inches ... so you're short.

They call this height fail.

Short = shorter than average

Besides, you're freakishly tall.

 

[Heller]

Short = shorter than average

Besides, you're freakishly tall.

And your freakishly UGLY. whats your excuse cheif?

 

[schneiderguy]

I use feet, too. Mine are 30 cm long.

I've got size 11.5 feet. Not sure how many centimeters that is, but I don't want to know because centimeters are stupid.

 

[dbk]

5'10"

 

[Possessed Freak]

At 6'5" I wish I was shorter. It is damn hard to drive most cars.

 

[schneiderguy]

And your freakishly UGLY. whats your excuse cheif?

Even if I was freakishly ugly I'd still get more girls than your pathetic manlet self.

 

[dud]

And your freakishly UGLY. whats your excuse cheif?

Go get em' Heller. Kick him in the groin ...

 

[schneiderguy]

At 6'5" I wish I was shorter. It is damn hard to drive most cars.

Yeah I have a friend who is about 6'5", he looks ridiculous trying to drive his Acura sedan with the seat all of the way back and reclined :awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

\ Kick him in the groin ...

No, I haven't made babbies yet!

 

[dud]

At 6'5" I wish I was shorter. It is damn hard to drive most cars.

Agreed. It's hard to find clothes and whatnot as well.

Most things in our society are sized and built for the 95th percentile person. Unfortunately, when it comes to height ... we're outside looking in.

 

[CallMeJoe]

I've got size 11.5 feet. Not sure how many centimeters that is, but I don't want to know because centimeters are stupid.

So your feet are short, too. Mine are size 15.

FWIW, it's not the metric system that's stupid, it's those who can't use metric and SAE with equal facility.

 

[dud]

So your feet are short, too. Mine are size 15.

FWIW, it's not the metric system that's stupid, it's those who can't use metric and SAE with equal facility.

Knowing both is one of the fringe benefits of being an Engineer.