Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist... (update: lots of atheists getting pwnt itt)

[her209]

There's already three gods in the bible, may as well make the bible itself a god too.

Well, there are three "Bibles".

 

[Nik]

Well, there are three "Bibles".

There are a hell of a lot more than 3 bibles.

 

[Kadarin]

lulz

 

[jTanked]

If God didn't teach humans how to write, then how was the Bible (the first book ever) written?

http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/mesopotamian/gilgamesh/ is older than the earliest known scripture. 700 years BC IIRC. References to the Egyptian Book of the Dead hint that it would far predate the Bible. But aside from Brandon Frasier, nobody's actually seen it.

The Gutenberg Bible was the first book to be printed with movable type, however.


EDIT: Gilgamesh's 700BC date is the oldest one known to exist. Again, it appears to be much older.

 

[schneiderguy]

Eh at least be a little more subtle with your trolling.


Lock 'er up.

Christians don't troll, that'll get you sent to Hell.

 

[Ika]

I can't tell if this is a complete troll thread or if schneiderguy is just an idiot.

 

[zinfamous]

Your best argument for the existence of God is that his name is capitalized, like millions of other individuals?

Where do you think language, including the use of capital letters, came from?

oh dear...

 

[theflyingpig]

The concept of God is a product of human stupidity. Nothing more. If you were a thinking man, like myself, you would have realized this long ago. Everyone knows this.

 

[jTanked]

I can't tell if this is a complete troll thread or if schneiderguy is just an idiot.

/me asks his magic-8 ball

"Is Schneiderguy an idiot?"

//my sources say yes//

 

[Dumac]

Zeus is a fictional character in Greek mythology, that's why his name is capitalized.

God is a fictional character in Christian mythology, that's why his name is capitalized

 

[KeithTalent]

Does God capitalize Atheist if he is writing it down? "Dear Diary, ran into a young Atheist whilst out running errands today. Dude crapped his pants. LOL" :hmm:

KT

 

[Malak]

The existence of an atheist proves God exists.

 

[pontifex]

Zeus is a fictional character in Greek mythology, that's why his name is capitalized.

my question is why is he called God when there have been many other gods with actual names, not just Greek gods either?

Are Christians that fucking lazy or egotistical?

pwnt!

 

[zinfamous]

The existence of an atheist proves God exists.

haha

 

[AstroManLuca]

hey atheists if there is no oxygen in space how come the sun burns?

 

[Malak]

hey atheists if there is no oxygen in space how come the sun burns?

Actually that is quite an interesting topic. Stars I mean. When the fringes of theoretical science are explored, things can get dicey.

 

[dainthomas]

In The Bible, God is capitalized. The Bible is the word of Bronze Age hermits on shrooms. Therefore, God prefers his name capitalized.

fixed

 

[sandorski]

In The Bible, God is capitalized. The Bible is the word of God. Therefore, God prefers his name capitalized.

aha, self-pwnt and Proof god does not exist!!

 

[schneiderguy]

God is a fictional character in Christian mythology, that's why his name is capitalized

The Bible isn't a work of fiction, otherwise it'd be in the "Ficton" section at Barnes and Noble, just like Dianetics and The Quran are.

 

[schneiderguy]

New question for all of the atheists.

If God doesn't exist, then why is there exactly 60 seconds in one minute and 60 minutes in one hour? Evolution? lol. Such a "coincidence" could only be the sign of an intelligent creator.

 

[jonks]

if god can do anything can he create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it?

*poof*god disappears in a burst of logic*poof*

 

[Malak]

if god can do anything can he create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it?

*poof*god disappears in a burst of logic*poof*

Poof, Jesus appears and slaps you across the face.

 

[zinfamous]

New question for all of the atheists.

If God doesn't exist, then why is there exactly 60 seconds in one minute and 60 minutes in one hour? Evolution? lol. Such a "coincidence" could only be the sign of an intelligent creator.

 

[zinfamous]

Poof, Jesus appears and slaps you across the face.

since when did Jesus become so vindictive?

:hmm:

 

[Terzo]

Oooh, let me try one!

Let's see...Hey atheists! If God doesn't exist then who keeps sending nubile altar boys to sex me up?
pwnt