Hey atheists, if God doesn't exist... (update: lots of atheists getting pwnt itt)

[schneiderguy]

Oooh, let me try one!

Let's see...Hey atheists! If God doesn't exist then who keeps sending nubile altar boys to sex me up?
pwnt

Good one :thumbsup::thumbsup: God approves of pedophilia, that's why He invented Catholicism.

 

[BudAshes]

If God doesn't exist then why do we call out to him while knocking boots?

 

[Terzo]

Good one :thumbsup::thumbsup: God approves of pedophilia, that's why he invented Catholicism.

And he made pedobear so cute, to better lure the young ones.

 

[Malak]

since when did Jesus become so vindictive?

:hmm:

You should read the bible sometime.

 

[kt]

New question for all of the atheists.

If God doesn't exist, then why is there exactly 60 seconds in one minute and 60 minutes in one hour? Evolution? lol. Such a "coincidence" could only be the sign of an intelligent creator.

If God exist then his greatest mistake is creating you.

 

[zinfamous]

You should read the bible sometime.

I think you should focus on the Jesus parts, and not worry about the silliness that fundies ascribe to OT God being Jesus.

...b/c that's just silly.

maybe you need to read Thomas Jefferson's Bible?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

OOOhhhhh those WACKY atheists! :awe:

 

[zinfamous]

If God doesn't exist, then how to magnets work? Huh??

 

[BudAshes]

If God doesn't exist, then how to magnets work? Huh??

Wizardry

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

God says you are sooo dead.

 

[Malak]

I think you should focus on the Jesus parts, and not worry about the silliness that fundies ascribe to OT God being Jesus.

...b/c that's just silly.

I agree. God hasn't changed though, it's just people in OT made up a religion just like they continue to do today.

 

[Schfifty Five]

What does ITT stand for? Really curious.

And I know it's not ITTech.

 

[schneiderguy]

What does ITT stand for? Really curious.

And I know it's not ITTech.

In This Thread

 

[schneiderguy]

The concept of God is a product of human stupidity. Nothing more. If you were a thinking man, like myself, you would have realized this long ago. Everyone knows this.

You're going straight to Hell. Everyone knows this.

 

[zerocool84]

The Bible is the word of God.

God must be one confused mofo cus he was like, "Oh Crap!!! We gotta take out half of these chapters in this book cus they be some fucked up shiet and people won't believe me."

 

[tcsenter]

If God doesn't exist, then explain this to me.

One time, when I was at band camp...

 

[Nik]

You know what, something just donned on me. I've actually had relations with a willing human female.

...there has GOT to be a god...

 

[x-alki]

I didnt beleive in god until I started drinking. That was when I realized there were 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day. I said "thank you god".

 

[BoomerD]

If God didn't teach humans how to write, then how was the Bible (the first book ever) written?

The same way the Book of Mormon was written...it was made up by men...then they PRETENDED that it came from GAWD...No mystery there.

 

[Jeff7]

Poof, Jesus appears and slaps you across the face.

A wild Jesus appears!

Use crucifix!

It's super effective!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

If god does exist, he's a pretty fucking cruel bastard.

 

[rudeguy]

If god does exist, he's a pretty fucking cruel bastard.

I'll bite. How so?

 

[rudeguy]

The same way the Book of Mormon was written...it was made up by men...then they PRETENDED that it came from GAWD...No mystery there.

The Bible was written by man. Though it is the word of God.

The book of mormon is a whole different debate.

 

[Ns1]

The Bible was written by man. Though it is the word of God

If it was written by man how do we know it is not the word of man?

 

[rudeguy]

If it was written by man how do we know it is not the word of man?

Depends. Our we debating Old Testament or New?