novasatori
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*Sigh* I'm only 26, I'm too young to be having butt problems.
I managed to get to a drug store. I did not buy an enema kit, I picked up some fiber pills and some exlax. I'd be to afraid to give myself an enema, I tend to screw up a lot of things when i do it myself.
Hopefully in 6 to 12 hours i'll give birth to the brown baby. Probably wont get much sleep cause that syrup I drank (14 ounces) is starting to give my stomach hell.
I managed to get to a drug store. I did not buy an enema kit, I picked up some fiber pills and some exlax. I'd be to afraid to give myself an enema, I tend to screw up a lot of things when i do it myself.
Hopefully in 6 to 12 hours i'll give birth to the brown baby. Probably wont get much sleep cause that syrup I drank (14 ounces) is starting to give my stomach hell.
I can promise you this. I'll be making sure to get my damn fiber from now on. This is the most miserable i've felt in a very long time.
Good luck man. As much as everyone is joking, I am glad that there are several serious posts in here.
As someone who drinks every night, I am no stranger to the digestive tract issues.
Keep us updated.
As someone who drinks every night, I am no stranger to the digestive tract issues.
Keep us updated.
Newbian
Lifer
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Originally posted by: astroidea
stool softener pills.. shove two up the pooper... your stools will melt away to watery stools.
momma used to administer these to me when I was 4, and too lazy to take a crap, and did it every 5 days or so.
i stopped when I was 5
Sounds a bit to kinky for me.
irishScott
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Just make sure you drink plenty of water with it. Otherwise this'll just happen all over again, which would make for yet another entertaining thread.
If it doesn't get better soon, I'd get to the emergency room. Call a taxi or something. I'm no doctor, but blood means inflammation, which will just make the thing harder to pass.
Yeah the water thing is what I dont understand. I drink tons of water, its practically the only thing i drink. I havent been eating any red meats.
Should i have got suppositories? I'm almost positive its partially in my rectum which means the pills would never make it to my colon... or would they?
The pills i got are oral exlax
Mo0o
Lifer
- Jul 31, 2001
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The constipation usually doenst have anything to do with the water content of your body. It's all about whats in your colon. Fiber is just indigestible carbohydrates. What it does is increase the osmolality of the contents of your colon, drawing additional fluid out of your body and into the lumen. It's how a lot of laxatives work, you ingest a liquid filled with indigestible particles and end up drawing out a lot of fluid, which causes your stool to soften up.
Fayd
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no, that's just a result of his straining on the pot for hours. (seriously, i've had this happen. you can open anal fissures like that.....er... and blow out your o-ring, drop a lung...)
Fayd
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how the hell do you think you can screw up an enema?
it's pour shit up your butt. it's not that hard.
alcoholics do it all the time...
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