HELP!!!!!!!! cant poop!

[ctark]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: ctark
*Sigh* I'm only 26, I'm too young to be having butt problems.

I managed to get to a drug store. I did not buy an enema kit, I picked up some fiber pills and some exlax. I'd be to afraid to give myself an enema, I tend to screw up a lot of things when i do it myself.

Hopefully in 6 to 12 hours i'll give birth to the brown baby. Probably wont get much sleep cause that syrup I drank (14 ounces) is starting to give my stomach hell.

how the hell do you think you can screw up an enema?

it's pour shit up your butt. it's not that hard.

alcoholics do it all the time...

Pour shit up my butt? The last thing i want is more shit up my butt!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: ctark

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: ctark
*Sigh* I'm only 26, I'm too young to be having butt problems.

I managed to get to a drug store. I did not buy an enema kit, I picked up some fiber pills and some exlax. I'd be to afraid to give myself an enema, I tend to screw up a lot of things when i do it myself.

Hopefully in 6 to 12 hours i'll give birth to the brown baby. Probably wont get much sleep cause that syrup I drank (14 ounces) is starting to give my stomach hell.

how the hell do you think you can screw up an enema?

it's pour shit up your butt. it's not that hard.

alcoholics do it all the time...

Pour shit up my butt? The last thing i want is more shit up my butt!

Sorry but I can stop laughing at that.

 

[novasatori]

man time warps are strong tonight

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: novasatori
man time warps are strong tonight

O rly?

 

[irishScott]

Alright, I can't resist: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150056 :laugh:

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Alright, I can't resist: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150056 :laugh:

I am waiting for when the op finally craps and links to the world record poop one.

 

[ctark]

I think your gonna be disappointed. It might win the world record for most density but not for size. I actually passed a little bit of it a few minutes ago. Wasnt very much at all but its a start..... oh and it hurt like hell.

I'm on my 3rd shower. Instead of wiping i take showers so i dont irritate the fissures.

But if you guys do want pics of the final bloody battle i can arrange that!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: ctark
I think your gonna be disappointed. It might win the world record for most density but not for size. I actually passed a little bit of it a few minutes ago. Wasnt very much at all but its a start..... oh and it hurt like hell.

I'm on my 3rd shower. Instead of wiping i take showers so i dont irritate the fissures.

But if you guys do want pics of the final bloody battle i can arrange that!

ratemypoo will take them I am sure.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: ctark
I think your gonna be disappointed. It might win the world record for most density but not for size. I actually passed a little bit of it a few minutes ago. Wasnt very much at all but its a start..... oh and it hurt like hell.

I'm on my 3rd shower. Instead of wiping i take showers so i dont irritate the fissures.

But if you guys do want pics of the final bloody battle i can arrange that!

You need a bidet, or some of those baby wipes.

 

[ctark]

Nothing like a nice shower to make you feel clean!

 

[Jeff7]

See, mods usually lock poop threads. But since the OP can't, this technically isn't a poop thread, so it's safe.

Originally posted by: ctark
I think your gonna be disappointed. It might win the world record for most density but not for size. I actually passed a little bit of it a few minutes ago. Wasnt very much at all but its a start..... oh and it hurt like hell.

I'm on my 3rd shower. Instead of wiping i take showers so i dont irritate the fissures.

But if you guys do want pics of the final bloody battle i can arrange that!

*THUD*
"It's dark matter! His species must have filled the entire planet with it!"

 

[Azraele]

This actually happened to my cat just last week. She was sick with a respiratory infection all week, and did not eat or drink much. Consequently, she got blocked up. A trip to the vet and an enema later, she was feeling much better. It got a little messy afterwards, but I'm glad she's ok now.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Azraele
This actually happened to my cat just last week. She was sick with a respiratory infection all week, and did not eat or drink much. Consequently, she got blocked up. A trip to the vet and an enema later, she was feeling much better. It got a little messy afterwards, but I'm glad she's ok now.

Feeling much better, except for being taken to a strange place to have something shoved up her butt.

Life must be very confusing for lower animals like that. They'd have some messed up beliefs if they had any ability to create a religion. :laugh:

 

[Azraele]

Feeling much better, except for being taken to a strange place to have something shoved up her butt.

Lol, ok, so she wasn't too keen on that. She did purr during the exam though. She loves to be petted, even when a vet is doing the petting. The crying started when she was picked up and carried to the back.

And you could pretty much tell how relieved she felt after, even though the process of fixing the problem was not in any way fun.