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HELP!!!!!!!! cant poop!

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ctark

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So I've been sick lately. Was down for a good week. Been constipated the past few days and i got that "feeling" a little bit ago. So i go to the bathroom to do my business. I push and push and nothing. I mean its right "there" and it wont come out. I finally give up cause i'm just plain wore out. Go to wipe my ass and there is a TON of blood in the toilet paper.

Now the feces still feels like its stuck in my rectum. It hasnt gone all the way back in. I lent my vehicle to my cousin for his prom so I cant go to the store for laxitive. But i did look around and i found some sugarless syrup made with sugar alcohols.... so i manned up and drank the whole bottle (YUCK). Sugar alcohols give you the laxitive effect for those of you that dont know. I also tried a hot bath, to no avail..

I know most of you are probably going to joke about my situation. But if anybody can give any advice on how to get this shit out of me (literally) i would be forever grateful.


No poop threads. No no poop threads.
Moderator allisolm
 
If your ass is bleeding you need a damn doctor, and you certainly don't need to be asking for medical advice on a technology forum.
 
The blood is obviously from a fissure, which is common. Im not worried about a doctor at 12am with no vehicle. I just want to get this demon out of me!!!!
 
you need to jam something up there like some pipe cleaner or something.. you know like cleaning a chimney
 
Originally posted by: ctark
lol this seriously sucks, I cant sleep like this.
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Yeah, sounds like you have a fissure. Could be a small hemorrhoid - go check it out with the doctor sooner than later. As for your situation - either a medicine, or the natural way: prunes, a handful should do it. Also, cultured milk, but it works slower. Prunes or plums will drain the clog much faster.

 
I've had these problems before when I low carb diet. I've even had blood as bad as i did this time. This isnt an often occurance. But this isnt the first time I havent been able to "pass" it. Gonna give it an hour or two and try again I guess. It really did take a lot out of me trying to push that foul thing out.

 
Hemorrhoids can be caused by strenuous shitting. That could explain to the bleeding. To fix the other problem increase fiber in your diet, and take some xlax or equivalent.
 
Originally posted by: Flipped Gazelle
Drink warm water?
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With his ass. Seriously, an anema will be the fastest and easiest way. If you have a true friend. Who can keep a secret... in groups... of no more than 40 people.
 
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