I'm not really looking to attract girls. It's just something I want to do. Plus there's bound to be a girl somewhere that will like it... .
Ya, the kind of chick with a wiener between its legs......
I'm not really looking to attract girls. It's just something I want to do. Plus there's bound to be a girl somewhere that will like it... .
Originally posted by: PabloMartinez
If you find a doctor that'll do it, ask him if he'll do bunny ears...
Originally posted by: Citrix
dude if your serious you need help. If you do get it done i hope you like being unemployed. Nobody is going to hire you.
Originally posted by: Phocas
I'm not really looking to attract girls. It's just something I want to do. Plus there's bound to be a girl somewhere that will like it... .
Ya, the kind of chick with a wiener between its legs......
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)
That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Odds are without the Internet most of us would never run across a tool like this guy.
Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)
That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.
I call BS. This has to be a joke.
If it isn't, then STOP POSTING and GO OUTSIDE. ELVES ARE NOT REAL.
Jesus christ.
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I don't believe anybody that stupid would actually be posting in our midst.
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.
I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.
I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.
I don't care if people will make fun of me. I'll be like "I'm an Elf... You're just a Human." and he'll be like "" and run away.
Originally posted by: jjsole
<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html" target=blank>and hang out with this guy, you'll look normal.</A>
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
do you have any pics of what you look like right now?
Originally posted by: Phocas
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.
I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.
I don't care if people will make fun of me. I'll be like "I'm an Elf... You're just a Human." and he'll be like "" and run away.
If you said that to me, id take a dump on your lawn.
