Having a surgery to get Elven ears...

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I'm not really looking to attract girls. It's just something I want to do. Plus there's bound to be a girl somewhere that will like it... .

Ya, the kind of chick with a wiener between its legs......
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: Citrix
dude if your serious you need help. If you do get it done i hope you like being unemployed. Nobody is going to hire you.

Why not? What's so bad about it? Ears are ears! In the worst case, I'll put my hair on top of my ears.
 

TheBoyBlunder

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Geez...go get some fresh air and exposure to reality. Then rethink how you'll look with elven ears in 30 years, and how dumb you'll feel when you explain you did it when you were 18 and not thinking straight.
 

FFactory0x

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Originally posted by: Phocas
I'm not really looking to attract girls. It's just something I want to do. Plus there's bound to be a girl somewhere that will like it... .

Ya, the kind of chick with a wiener between its legs......

AHAHAHAHAHA. LOLOLOLOL
 

murphy55d

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Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)

That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.

I call BS. This has to be a joke.

If it isn't, then STOP POSTING and GO OUTSIDE. ELVES ARE NOT REAL.

Jesus christ.
 

PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Odds are without the Internet most of us would never run across a tool like this guy.

LOL.

chocobaR, unless you would enjoy being ridiculed and scorned by mainstream society I think that's a really goofy idea. It's going to hamper you getting any professional positions in the future without a doubt. But, if you like negative attention, stares and working with a hat on, then go for it!
 

new2AMD

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This cant be a real thread. 18 yrs old and has all the answers. Wait til you are 30 and wonder why the heck you did something as stupid as this.
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Elves also don't have any body hair except on their head. (Shadowrun: Players Handbook?)

That's okay. I shaved my legs a week ago. Shaving my armpits and... you know where... won't be a problem.

I call BS. This has to be a joke.

If it isn't, then STOP POSTING and GO OUTSIDE. ELVES ARE NOT REAL.

Jesus christ.

My legs are really shaved. I've already shaved my armpits and... you know where, in the past. I go outside often. I know Elves aren't real. This is not a joke.
 

FFactory0x

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Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.

I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.

I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.

I don't care if people will make fun of me. I'll be like "I'm an Elf... You're just a Human." and he'll be like ":(" and run away.
 

Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.

I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.

I don't care if people will make fun of me. I'll be like "I'm an Elf... You're just a Human." and he'll be like ":(" and run away.

If you said that to me, id take a dump on your lawn.
 

skace

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This thread is hillarious :D

Okay now for my regular sane input:
Figure out a way to get some temporary elf ears. I don't know, but they manage to do it for movies / television convincingly enough so there must be a way. Wear these temporary ones for a few days without removing them. See the type of responses you get.

By putting elven ears on, you are giving people a first impression of "I'm living in the world of make believe". Ask yourself if that is the kind of first impression you want to deliver. Remember that first impressions are pretty damn huge.

I'll be the first to say that Elf ears rock, but you gotta be able to keep reality and fantasy land in 2 different worlds. When you mix the two, you get cosplay and stupid people.
 

chocobaR

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Originally posted by: jjsole
<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html" target=blank>and hang out with this guy, you'll look normal. :)</A>

Okay that's a little too much. I just want the ears, nothing else.

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
do you have any pics of what you look like right now?

I used to have a couple. I might get some tomorrow but they won't be high quality.
 
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Originally posted by: Phocas
Originally posted by: chocobaR
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Yea either this person is bs'ing or he really has problems. I hope to god if you get this done you get made fun of so bad that you have a mental breakdown. Then come back here crying so we can say i told yo so.

I mean you know what they about guys with pointy ears. THEY DONT GET OUT MUCH.

I don't care if people will make fun of me. I'll be like "I'm an Elf... You're just a Human." and he'll be like ":(" and run away.

If you said that to me, id take a dump on your lawn.

Cliff Yablonski, is that you? :p
 

y2kc

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attention whore.

you have no plans on getting elf ears.

you need a hug.

go ask your mom for one and stop posting.

i hate you.