Me and a couple buds had just finished a small bottle of Captain Morgan's in my pos '85 Cavalier.  So I start driving toward the road with my lights off.  Just then a cop passes right where I'm about to pull out and flips a bitch when I turn my lights on and get on the road!  My friend-in-the-front-seat screams at me, "GO, GO, GOOOOO!!!!"  So me, follower that I was, obeyed my master and slammed it into first and started ripping through the gears.
So I zip through the back side of a parking lot, intending to get to the other side and pull into an empty spot.  FVCK!!!  Musta been a busy night at the diner cause all the spots closest to the building were full.  I scan the rest of the lot (quickly) and I spot one about 120 degrees from where I'm pointed.  Never do a 3-point turn while trying to evade someone.  Especially when you only lead by 4 seconds.
As I coast to a stop in my spot and kill the lights, the cop finally rounds the corner and I see a shadow of my own head with blue and red lights around it in front of me as I duck.  I told Agent Smith I'd had a "couple beers" over at my sister's.  It was true.
"Where does she live?"  Oh, crap!  How am I gonna rat on my own sister?  
"Somewhere on College Road, I think.  She just moved there so I'm not real sure exactly."  Vague enough.
So next is the breathalizer.  You know if you exhale fast, it tricks the tester?  I pass it with like .0008%, but it doesn't matter.  I was 19 so they hit me with Minor Consumption because I admitted to drinking ANY alcohol.  Lost my license for 3 months!!  A long time without a car.
That sucked the big one for hence cometh the onset of winter.  I was bumming rides and biking to work almost the whole time.  I got my work release driver permit about 3 weeks from the end, after going through driver improvement school and paying all the fees that mysteriously appeared.
If only there'd been a parking space at the front of the Jeffrey's diner!!