Me and a couple buds had just finished a small bottle of Captain Morgan's in my pos '85 Cavalier. So I start driving toward the road with my lights off. Just then a cop passes right where I'm about to pull out and flips a bitch when I turn my lights on and get on the road! My friend-in-the-front-seat screams at me, "GO, GO, GOOOOO!!!!" So me, follower that I was, obeyed my master and slammed it into first and started ripping through the gears.
So I zip through the back side of a parking lot, intending to get to the other side and pull into an empty spot. FVCK!!! Musta been a busy night at the diner cause all the spots closest to the building were full. I scan the rest of the lot (quickly) and I spot one about 120 degrees from where I'm pointed. Never do a 3-point turn while trying to evade someone. Especially when you only lead by 4 seconds.
As I coast to a stop in my spot and kill the lights, the cop finally rounds the corner and I see a shadow of my own head with blue and red lights around it in front of me as I duck. I told Agent Smith I'd had a "couple beers" over at my sister's. It was true.
"Where does she live?" Oh, crap! How am I gonna rat on my own sister?
"Somewhere on College Road, I think. She just moved there so I'm not real sure exactly." Vague enough.
So next is the breathalizer. You know if you exhale fast, it tricks the tester? I pass it with like .0008%, but it doesn't matter. I was 19 so they hit me with Minor Consumption because I admitted to drinking ANY alcohol. Lost my license for 3 months!! A long time without a car.
That sucked the big one for hence cometh the onset of winter. I was bumming rides and biking to work almost the whole time. I got my work release driver permit about 3 weeks from the end, after going through driver improvement school and paying all the fees that mysteriously appeared.
If only there'd been a parking space at the front of the Jeffrey's diner!!