have you ever been shatted on by a bird?

[Snock514]

I fear this when walking to my bus.

And, as of now, no.

 

[amdhunter]

Many times. I had a ton of parrots growing up, and have a huge one now. Birdshit doesn't faze me at all.

 

[Avalon]

I tend to not walk under a fleet of birds, so no, I've never been shit on.

 

[Zedtom]

I was at my sister's house for a backyard barbecue and we had just sat down to eat. We were looking up at a bunch of seagulls* when suddenly a huge glob of bird shit came down and landed right in a bowl of potato salad. It was funny until I looked at my sister and she was pissed.

*- Yes, there are seagulls up here in Colorado!

 

[PingSpike]

Twice, once when I was about 18 sitting on the deck drinking a beer and got it square in the middle of my naked chest from a robin. Walked over to the hose and washed off, then continued enjoying the sun and my brew.

Second time was about a year ago when I was getting into my truck at work. A seagull that had been sitting on the street lamp pole above me, took off and covered me with shit. I used the towell I keep in behind the seats to wipe the worst of it off and then went home for a shower.

Seahawks have deadly aim, and can drop what seems like a pint of shit.

All the McDonald's food they eat gives them the shits.

 

[JTsyo]

walking back to dorms from class, I felt something wet hit my head. Put my hand on my head to see what it was and it came back white. I was pretty disgusted. Headed straight for the shower.

 

[goobernoodles]

A bird got me on the forearm once. Bastard.

 

[hanoverphist]

not by a wild bird but plenty of times by my pet birds

this here too. now that hes older, its a rare occurrence.

 

[Murloc]

I'm one of the lucky few, but I haven't been that long on the earth yet.

 

[BrownShoes]

Years ago, a seagull got me on the head just as I was exiting a car.

 

[highland145]

Years ago, a seagull got me on the head just as I was exiting a car.

When we were kids going to Fort Sumter on a boat, my bro thought it would be fun to try and snatch one of the birds that was taking bread from his hand. Pooped down the side of his face.

 

[FiLeZz]

I have to say owning 3 parrots has its down falls, no pun intended.

So the awnser for me is, YUP.