have you ever been shatted on by a bird?

[BlahBlahYouToo]

twice for me. both were when i was young.

once was when i was riding my bike going under some trees.

the other was during recess in a wide open area. i guess he was doing his business mid flight.

 

[DesiPower]

where at? guessing from "recess", UK or India?

Happened to me quiet a few time back when I was in India

 

[nageov3t]

yes.

it wasn't a direct hit or anything, but I was driving around with my arm out my window and a bird clipped my forearm.

 

[AstroManLuca]

not by a wild bird but plenty of times by my pet birds

 

[HAL9000]

where at? guessing from "recess", UK or India?

we don't say recess in the UK, so that's out.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

where at? guessing from "recess", UK or India?

Happened to me quiet a few time back when I was in India

india? wtf.
dude, i'm from the USA.

 

[highland145]

This past Sunday morning. The kid was there else I'd have cussed.

Glad cows don't fly.

 

[AstroManLuca]

where at? guessing from "recess", UK or India?

Happened to me quiet a few time back when I was in India

What do you call it? Growing up in Minnesota we always called it recess. And there was a Disney cartoon called "Recess," and there are numerous other references to the term in American media.

 

[Farmer]

where at? guessing from "recess", UK or India?

Happened to me quiet a few time back when I was in India

It's called recess in the US, at least in the north.

A bird shat on my cell phone will i was looking at it. D:

 

[Perknose]

SHIT!

It's shit, not shatted. "Have you ever been shit on . . ." Shatted is not a word in the English language.

dude, i'm from the USA.

Then learn the damn language!

 

[blurredvision]

A couple of times. Once was about 10 years ago, I was headed to a friend's house with the driver window all the way down. I took a sharp curve pretty fast, which rocked the car over enough to where some bird shit plopped right onto my shoulder. It was a one-in-a-million shot. Couldn't get mad at that.

 

[highland145]

SHIT!

It's shit, not shatted. "Have you ever been shit on . . ." Shatted is not a word in the English language.

Well, coming from the top it must be true.

 

[DesiPower]

Apologies, didn't know it was called recess in US, never heard it, I didnt go to high school here so have no idea but outside of that never heard that term in any conversation.

 

[Drako]

Yes, several times.

Most recently by a squadron of Pelicans while I was ocean kayaking near Monterey.

Oh, and it's shit not shatted

 

[D1gger]

Twice, once when I was about 18 sitting on the deck drinking a beer and got it square in the middle of my naked chest from a robin. Walked over to the hose and washed off, then continued enjoying the sun and my brew.

Second time was about a year ago when I was getting into my truck at work. A seagull that had been sitting on the street lamp pole above me, took off and covered me with shit. I used the towell I keep in behind the seats to wipe the worst of it off and then went home for a shower.

Seahawks have deadly aim, and can drop what seems like a pint of shit.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

SHIT!

It's shit, not shatted. "Have you ever been shit on . . ." Shatted is not a word in the English language.



Then learn the damn language!

no cursing in thread titles. learn the forum rules?
k thx bai.

 

[sdifox]

yeap. bastard birds shit on me and my car.

 

[HOOfan 1]

Yes, once by a blind cardinal that I was holding at the wildlife center I volunteered for. Then again just last week.

 

[dank69]

no cursing in thread titles. learn the forum rules?
k thx bai.

Maybe the bird sharted, how can you be sure?

 

[spidey07]

Of course. Thankfully never by a goose though.

Just last weekend on a camping/fishing trip. Look up, got shatted on my face.

 

[Perknose]

no cursing in thread titles. learn the forum rules?
k thx bai.

Fail lie. There are plenty of other terms you could have used, like "pooped", that are words that actually exist in the English language.

You fail. Then you lie about your failure. You are one reeking mound of guano. You have recurrent wet dreams about Bristol Palin sitting on your face, don't you?

 

[spidey07]

Fail lie. There are plenty of other terms you could have used, like "pooped", that are words that actually exist in the English language.

You fail. Then you lie about your failure. You are one reeking mound of guano. You have recurrent wet dreams about Bristol Palin sitting on your face, don't you?

I shat in your general direction!

 

[HAL9000]

Fail lie. There are plenty of other terms you could have used, like "pooped", that are words that actually exist in the English language.

You fail. Then you lie about your failure. You are one reeking mound of guano. You have recurrent wet dreams about Bristol Palin sitting on your face, don't you?

I have to chirp in here, the word "shat" is a very common one in the UK, it's more slang than anything but being "shat" on is what most people around here (under the age of 30) would say when having a bird shit on them. That being said "shatted" makes no sense.

 

[busydude]

Two times, I was honored by a crow and a pigeon.


EDIT: I don't quite recall, but there was a Parakeet involved too..it was probably on my bro.

 

[Perknose]

I shat in your general direction!

Next time, wipe yourself. You're beginning to smell.