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have you ever been shatted on by a bird?

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Yes. I was in the rear driver side seat of a Corolla, I had the window down. We were turning right, up a hill, just cresting the hill, when a big ol' bird turd comes through the window and streaks down the front of my shirt. It was a casual part time helpdesk position, to which I politely excused myself and went home to change. "that shit was fowl!!"
 
at least a couple of times as a kid when i was riding my bike. in the 70s my mom had a big beehive hairdo and a pelican took a big shit on it, thankfully my dad had his camera.
 
mmntech said:
Not by a bird, but certainly by a lot of humans.
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I don't want to be anywhere near you when that happens. 😎


But I understand a certain percentage of the population enjoys watching that so pipe it online and make some moolah.
 
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A pelican got me while golfing one day, thank god only a small amount actually hit me, after seeing the total amount of effluent one bird created I now consider them "flying shitbags"..
 
I was laying in a hammock in my (former) in laws back yard. My (ex)wife sat in the hammock beside me to fuss at me about something I wasn't doing but should have, according to her, been doing. A bird in the tree above us dropped a big one. It hit me on my chest and bounced (splattered) directly into her open mouth and face as she was fussing at me. I haven't laughed that hard since. Which got me in more trouble, but damn it was worth it.
 
Many times. Working maritime construction, our barges were always attractions for sea birds...and working underneath bridges, which are always roosting places for birds...you're working in an avian toilet.
 
Once a bird crapped all over the side of my face and hair as I was walking. Even managed to get it to pool inside my ear... Talk about good aim.
 
7th Grade.
It was raining that morning. So anything that was coming down I figured was rain. I felt/noticed the bird poop hit me, but didn't think of it being more than rain, or something small & insignificant falling out the tree.
Got to school, and realized it was bird poop when the bullies at school gave me shit, n picked on me over it. I think they put a roach in my chair that morning too... Was another terrible no good very bad day for me.
 
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