have you ever been shatted on by a bird?

[highland145]

I shat in your general direction!

This will not turn out well.

 

[spidey07]

This will not turn out well.

Lighten up, it's a play on Monty Python.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Yes. I was in the rear driver side seat of a Corolla, I had the window down. We were turning right, up a hill, just cresting the hill, when a big ol' bird turd comes through the window and streaks down the front of my shirt. It was a casual part time helpdesk position, to which I politely excused myself and went home to change. "that shit was fowl!!"

 

[Drako]

I have to chirp in here

Of course you do.

 

[alien42]

at least a couple of times as a kid when i was riding my bike. in the 70s my mom had a big beehive hairdo and a pelican took a big shit on it, thankfully my dad had his camera.

 

[mmntech]

Not by a bird, but certainly by a lot of humans.

 

[HAL9000]

Of course you do.

And of course you have to respond to me, we all work in mysterious ways.

 

[sdifox]

Not by a bird, but certainly by a lot of humans.

I don't want to be anywhere near you when that happens.


But I understand a certain percentage of the population enjoys watching that so pipe it online and make some moolah.

 

[BUTCH1]

A pelican got me while golfing one day, thank god only a small amount actually hit me, after seeing the total amount of effluent one bird created I now consider them "flying shitbags"..

 

[highland145]

Lighten up, it's a play on Monty Python.

I'm light. Real light. I was just waiting on the fireworks.

The problem with most of Monty Python is that I was shit faced when I saw it. (F-n birds)

 

[spacejamz]

This thread reminds of what Bruce Dickenson (yes, THE Bruce Dickenson) says before Iron Maiden plays Rime of the Ancient Mariner...

This is not what to do when a bird shits on you...

Love me some Maiden!!!!!

For reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XwAiij8E0

 

[boomhower]

yep, in sixth grade on a trip to DC by the Washington Monument. Damn pigeons.

 

[Jeeebus]

Both birds and squirrels. Stupid shitheads.

pun intended

 

[mmntech]

I don't want to be anywhere near you when that happens.

I meant it metaphorically but I do enjoy a good "glass bottom boat" from time to time. D:

 

[MisterJackson]

I was laying in a hammock in my (former) in laws back yard. My (ex)wife sat in the hammock beside me to fuss at me about something I wasn't doing but should have, according to her, been doing. A bird in the tree above us dropped a big one. It hit me on my chest and bounced (splattered) directly into her open mouth and face as she was fussing at me. I haven't laughed that hard since. Which got me in more trouble, but damn it was worth it.

 

[BoomerD]

Many times. Working maritime construction, our barges were always attractions for sea birds...and working underneath bridges, which are always roosting places for birds...you're working in an avian toilet.

 

[TheVrolok]

Yep, walking on the boardwalk in Atlantic City when I was a youngster.

 

[Mike Gayner]

WTF is shatted?

 

[HAL9000]

WTF is shatted?

See page 1.

 

[dpodblood]

Nope not yet.

 

[NetWareHead]

Once a bird crapped all over the side of my face and hair as I was walking. Even managed to get it to pool inside my ear... Talk about good aim.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

7th Grade.
It was raining that morning. So anything that was coming down I figured was rain. I felt/noticed the bird poop hit me, but didn't think of it being more than rain, or something small & insignificant falling out the tree.
Got to school, and realized it was bird poop when the bullies at school gave me shit, n picked on me over it. I think they put a roach in my chair that morning too... Was another terrible no good very bad day for me.

 

[dank69]

See page 1.

There is only page 1

 

[ch33zw1z]

There is only page 1

unless you don't have the page set up "correctly" (maximum posts per page?)

 

[HAL9000]

There is only page 1

Not by default.