Haters need not apply (nor dat poor): bang for buck DESIGNER demin?

[BD231]

Yea bro, what she said.

 

[mnewsham]

Seriously man, you're not cool, you're not hot shit as you seem to think, you come off as a douche bag, everyone has sex, you aren't special for getting laid. Many people COULD buy an M3, but most prefer a more sensible car (others prefer better cars). You aren't special.

 

[alkemyst]

How old are you, bro? 41?

Too old to be talking like that, bro.

lol bro, going to fuck a bitch right now. She just came out of the shower.

See ya in the AM probably day after tomorrow bro.

freaking 12 year olds trying to make game. Yeah I am 41.

 

[alkemyst]

Seriously man, you're not cool, you're not hot shit as you seem to think, you come off as a douche bag, everyone has sex, you aren't special for getting laid. Many people COULD buy an M3, but most prefer a more sensible car (others prefer better cars). You aren't special.

your mom wasn't special either. You can't buy an M3 like mine. Lol at the poor. Going to smash a bitch.

 

[SheHateMe]

Yeah I am 41.

You're so mature,bro.


You drive an M3 and your house is barely furnished, you're the shit,bro.

I bet the bitches sit on milk crates when they come over.

 

[mnewsham]

your mom wasn't special either. You can't buy an M3 like mine. Lol at the poor. Going to smash a bitch.

I am less than half your age, so are the woman I have sex with, and they are women not "bitches".

 

[SheHateMe]

they are women not "bitches".

He's a man-boy, he obviously doesn't know any better.

 

[LegendKiller]

It's grey grout. The nightstand is cheap, the shoes are Clarks...only $100 so not really expensive. I hate the mirror, but I am in foreclosure as of February this year (6 months after I bought this house none of my payments have been applied...so I am not going to improve it, I paid 4 years after that they have over $100k that has gone to vaporware).

I actually removed the mirror from my master bathroom and haven't replaced it even. I have all the paint to paint my house, but not doing it because of this ordeal.

I talked to two women last night, the first failed to mention she had a boyfriend. After about two hours (and I have her number) he snatched her up (just grabbed her arm and put her in a friend circle) and the other I have her number and facebook even....we talked about 11 to 3am.

Both were beyond the quality of chicks you could ever even get some seat time with. I regret marrying the current woman I am with. She wasn't a beauty, just cute, but a hard worker for the house. Sadly I don't need a mom or maid.

Are you fucking stupid? That's not just "grey grout", it's nasty ass cheap grouted "I don't clean shit b/c I am a loser in a loser house" grout. You look like the asshole who hangs around frat boys in frat houses because you can't get a real life. What's more likely, that your woman isn't "pretty enough" for you or that you are a fucking loser who says "don't hate bro, I fucked your mom" every other sentence? She dumped your loser ass even though you bought her stuff (so you say, she has a lot of nice watches).

Again, even if you did buy her that stuff and you "roll" in an M3, you are a fucking loser enough that you can't even keep your supposedly "only cute" woman. Then the chicks you pretend to be "fucking" tonight are really probably just bar skanks impressed by your Pottery Barn veneer.

I mean, really, you are so pathetic. You think we are impressed with anything in your life when you can't even figure your house shit out?

Just stop already.

 

[LegendKiller]

Ohh, and Merry Christmas.

 

[SheHateMe]

lmao...damnnn

 

[mnewsham]

I'd be willing to put $20 bucks on a bet that if your wife(ex) saw this thread she would be siding with us

 

[OutHouse]

I don't do drugs. I just fuck.

Did your mommy beat you or not buy you a lollypop? Its clear you hate women and only seek them out for temporary physical pleasure and you degrade them as much as you can. You are truly the most pathetic guy on this board. I reapect hal leaps and bounda over you and you pathetic attempts of being special.

 

[Meghan54]

Do you even get laid?

I'm about 60 y.o., married, and get it when I want it.

Sorry to see you're in foreclosure, gotta suck. Want to buy some land on Cape Cod? We're looking to sell around a couple of acres here....sell them cheap, too, like $55K/acre. Private, fairly secluded for Cape Cod.


About your woman problem.....shop the bar meat markets and that's what you end up with, a slab of meat that's not worth hanging onto.

 

[spaceman]

u ok alky?

 

[Puppies04]

u ok alky?

Bar skank prolly stole his PC while he was sleeping.

 

[Crono]

I used to wear jeans for all casual occasions until I realized my Haggar pants were actually more durable, cheaper, and fit better than jeans. And with no fade after washing.

I'm not knocking jeans, but the whole reason they exist is because of durability. I don't see that being the case anymore with current brands, not even expensive ones. Maybe it's a function of me getting older (not that old at 26, just feel it lol) but I think dress pants almost always look better and classier than jeans. Even just khakis for casual wear. I do think girls look better in jeans, though that's mostly because they are designed to be tighter and more form-fitting (no one wants to see guy junk that tight... at least I don't).

I'm not a fashion conscious person really, but I do think OP would look better in that pic wearing pants and not jeans.

 

[alkemyst]

Are you fucking stupid? That's not just "grey grout", it's nasty ass cheap grouted "I don't clean shit b/c I am a loser in a loser house" grout. You look like the asshole who hangs around frat boys in frat houses because you can't get a real life. What's more likely, that your woman isn't "pretty enough" for you or that you are a fucking loser who says "don't hate bro, I fucked your mom" every other sentence? She dumped your loser ass even though you bought her stuff (so you say, she has a lot of nice watches).

Again, even if you did buy her that stuff and you "roll" in an M3, you are a fucking loser enough that you can't even keep your supposedly "only cute" woman. Then the chicks you pretend to be "fucking" tonight are really probably just bar skanks impressed by your Pottery Barn veneer.

I mean, really, you are so pathetic. You think we are impressed with anything in your life when you can't even figure your house shit out?

Just stop already.

wow bro, you went to straight retard above.

The grout is not the color I would have used IF I PUT THE FLOOR DOWN. I did not, it came with the house.

In my divorce paperwork, I am the petitioner. I think you practice some kind of Mickey Mouse law so you should understand that means I am the dumper, not the dumpee. She actually stayed over again last night, however; she's got to leave today.

I am not sure why you are bashing Pottery Barn though. Some of the shit they have is way expensive. I got this set back in 2000 for like $400 new out of necessity just graduating from college and getting another apartment to live in. The rest of my furniture is nicer. I do plan on a new bed and furniture post-divorce.

You seem really angry, it's fucking christmas did you over spend now and may have to return some things? It sucks bro, but the economy will get better.

Going to go fire up the M3 and head out to dog park, maybe I will find a chick to bang just for you.

 

[alkemyst]

I used to wear jeans for all casual occasions until I realized my Haggar pants were actually more durable, cheaper, and fit better than jeans. And with no fade after washing.

I'm not knocking jeans, but the whole reason they exist is because of durability. I don't see that being the case anymore with current brands, not even expensive ones. Maybe it's a function of me getting older (not that old at 26, just feel it lol) but I think dress pants almost always look better and classier than jeans. Even just khakis for casual wear. I do think girls look better in jeans, though that's mostly because they are designed to be tighter and more form-fitting (no one wants to see guy junk that tight... at least I don't).

I'm not a fashion conscious person really, but I do think OP would look better in that pic wearing pants and not jeans.

good luck in a night club in Haggar pants. I normally wear pants (stafford sharkskin is my day to day and Levi's for casual).

 

[alkemyst]

u ok alky?

actually doing epically.

 

[alkemyst]

I'm about 60 y.o., married, and get it when I want it.

Sorry to see you're in foreclosure, gotta suck. Want to buy some land on Cape Cod? We're looking to sell around a couple of acres here....sell them cheap, too, like $55K/acre. Private, fairly secluded for Cape Cod.


About your woman problem.....shop the bar meat markets and that's what you end up with, a slab of meat that's not worth hanging onto.

lol bro just lol

 

[alkemyst]

Did your mommy beat you or not buy you a lollypop? Its clear you hate women and only seek them out for temporary physical pleasure and you degrade them as much as you can. You are truly the most pathetic guy on this board. I reapect hal leaps and bounda over you and you pathetic attempts of being special.

I am sorry if I somehow disrespected your hoe.

 

[LegendKiller]

good luck in a night club in Haggar pants. I normally wear pants (stafford sharkskin is my day to day and Levi's for casual).

ROFL, this just keeps getting better. Man/boy/bro/PotteryBarn wants to seem like a player but wears Stafford "sharkskin" (ROFL) and Levis.

About the only thing you'd be likely to bang and hang onto at the dog park is a dog.

And, as far as PB goes, you obviously don't get it, which makes it even more humorous and true.

 

[Doppel]

Way too many BJH's (beta jelly haters) in this thread!

 

[DaTT]

Way too many BJH's (beta jelly haters) in this thread!

I lol'd

 

[Crono]

good luck in a night club in Haggar pants. I normally wear pants (stafford sharkskin is my day to day and Levi's for casual).

If you are clubbing, why not ask the women or type of women you are interested rather than a off topic forum on a tech site? :hmm:

Even if you don't get an answer from all, I'm sure you'll get a straight, honest, and helpful answer from at least one girl. Why ask a forum where you seem to have an issue with about 90% of the posters who are either: jealous, bored, annoyed by your style/attitude, or think you are a douchebag? Is the remaining 10% that give you acceptable answers really going to trump the actual people you are trying to impress?

Or is this post and questionably your entire AT persona just here to garner interest and attention, i.e. for entertainment (rudely, "shits and giggles") or what some might call trolling? I'm not making a judgment here, I truly want to know.