Hahhahaha, my gf is a nasty one

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Lifer
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Why doesn't everyone assume that he'll be next?

He may be the next exboyfriend, but hopefully when it happens he'll take his dignity with him.
 
nick1985

nick1985

Lifer
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i cant wait till she shows you the tape of me fvcking her brains out. ahh...good memories.
 
Pepsei

Pepsei

Lifer
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wow, bet you her vagina is probablly so loose, it'd be like fvcking a pitcher of water.
 
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Jassi

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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You = ( o )

 
ZOXXO

ZOXXO

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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If you think someone pouring their heart out is funny, maybe you should go hang out at a funeral home. It would be hysterical for you.
 
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thehstrybean

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Originally posted by: ZOXXO
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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If you think someone pouring their heart out is funny, maybe you should go hang out at a funeral home. It would be hysterical for you.
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Good!! I hate to be the only one that likes that....













Well, funeral homes & mass murder...they're both up there on the fun scale...
 
her209

her209

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Show the sex tapes... show her the sex tapes... SHOW HER THE SEX TAPES!!!
 
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surreal1221

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Make sure you don't give any cards or anything to her. She'll show them to her next bf and mock you.
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haha, great reply.

anyways. . . yeah, im glad my fiancee doesnt even bring up her previous ones. Phew
 
Deeko

Deeko

Lifer
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Ha...'one mans failure'...I bet he pulled mad ass from her after giving her that CD, and then she's a complete bitch for showing it to you. Don't worry, anything nice you do for her she'll make fun of you for when you break up, and if you DON'T do anything nice for her then you're an asshole who doesn't even deserve a bitch girlfriend.

Night night.
 
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flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Ha...'one mans failure'...I bet he pulled mad ass from her after giving her that CD, and then she's a complete bitch for showing it to you. Don't worry, anything nice you do for her she'll make fun of you for when you break up, and if you DON'T do anything nice for her then you're an asshole who doesn't even deserve a bitch girlfriend.

Night night.
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QFT.
 
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EGGO

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Ha...'one mans failure'...I bet he pulled mad ass from her after giving her that CD, and then she's a complete bitch for showing it to you. Don't worry, anything nice you do for her she'll make fun of you for when you break up, and if you DON'T do anything nice for her then you're an asshole who doesn't even deserve a bitch girlfriend.

Night night.
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A damned either way thing eh?
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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if she really were your g/f and not just trying to play you, you would have talked about the stuff she did while the tracks played.

YOU GO REBOUND BOY!
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You're the one who is getting divorced from your asian wife because your penis is too small and your mirror too large.
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No she saw your Gherri Curl and your fantastic DJ ways.



 
Pr0d1gy

Pr0d1gy

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Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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Yeah right, chicks like that typically run back to those crackheads.
 
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