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Hahhahaha, my gf is a nasty one

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Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
your gf is a douschebag, wait until you break up, and she goes around telling about your tiny prick, and your 5 sec crap shoots

MIKE
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Your gf told me the same things about you. I'd venture to guess all your ex gf's do this?
 
Originally posted by: chrisms
Laugh at him all you want, he still fscked your girlfriend.
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Thats true he blew his load in her mouth and vagina and maybe just maybe in her ear before you did.She gobbled it all up didnt she......Haha you got sloppy seconds.
 
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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if she really were your g/f and not just trying to play you, you would have talked about the stuff she did while the tracks played.

YOU GO REBOUND BOY!
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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if she really were your g/f and not just trying to play you, you would have talked about the stuff she did while the tracks played.

YOU GO REBOUND BOY!
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Yeah how much moaning did she do to those tracks.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.
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if she really were your g/f and not just trying to play you, you would have talked about the stuff she did while the tracks played.

YOU GO REBOUND BOY!
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You're the one who is getting divorced from your asian wife because your penis is too small and your mirror too large.
 
Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
The funny thing is that I used to hang out with this guy. We hung out almost every day for a year a few years ago. Hahahaha. And a month ago, he called her to tell her he still loves her.

The day is mine.
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Wow, you're a fvcking two timing asshole loser dating a evil bitch. Congrats!
 
Originally posted by: eigen
Originally posted by: chrisms
Laugh at him all you want, he still fscked your girlfriend.
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Thats true he blew his load in her mouth and vagina and maybe just maybe in her ear before you did.She gobbled it all up didnt she......Haha you got sloppy seconds.
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Well you went into a little more detail than I would have.. but yes that is the basics of it.
 
But the whole time she was listening to that CD and hearing you laugh... she was really thinking, "I could do him (again), and you'd never know!".
 
I know a guy that filmed himself reading Shakespeare with no shirt on while smoking a pipe. He sent this tape to his soon to be ex. She was like 10 years older than him, so watching this pretender read Shakespeare and smoke a pipe with no shirt on wasn't strumming her heartstrings. It did tickle her funny bone. I never actually saw the video, but she described it pretty good.
 
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