Hahhahaha, my gf is a nasty one

[pulse8]

Why doesn't everyone assume that he'll be next?

He may be the next exboyfriend, but hopefully when it happens he'll take his dignity with him.

 

[FoBoT]

she sounds like a mean person

 

[nick1985]

i cant wait till she shows you the tape of me fvcking her brains out. ahh...good memories.

 

[Pepsei]

wow, bet you her vagina is probablly so loose, it'd be like fvcking a pitcher of water.

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.

You = ( o )

 

[ZOXXO]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.

If you think someone pouring their heart out is funny, maybe you should go hang out at a funeral home. It would be hysterical for you.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: ZOXXO

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.

If you think someone pouring their heart out is funny, maybe you should go hang out at a funeral home. It would be hysterical for you.

Good!! I hate to be the only one that likes that....













Well, funeral homes & mass murder...they're both up there on the fun scale...

 

[her209]

Show the sex tapes... show her the sex tapes... SHOW HER THE SEX TAPES!!!

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Make sure you don't give any cards or anything to her. She'll show them to her next bf and mock you.

Beat me to it!

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

I thought it was hilarious. One man's failure is another man's entertainment.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Every time you do her, a tiny amount of his semen touches your penis!

 

[surreal1221]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Make sure you don't give any cards or anything to her. She'll show them to her next bf and mock you.

haha, great reply.

anyways. . . yeah, im glad my fiancee doesnt even bring up her previous ones. Phew

 

[bleeb]

just make sure she doesn't do the samething to you big dawg.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
yeah, when its your turn remember how funny you thought this was.... :thumbsdown:

Yep. 🙁

 

[Deeko]

Ha...'one mans failure'...I bet he pulled mad ass from her after giving her that CD, and then she's a complete bitch for showing it to you. Don't worry, anything nice you do for her she'll make fun of you for when you break up, and if you DON'T do anything nice for her then you're an asshole who doesn't even deserve a bitch girlfriend.

Night night.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Make sure you don't give any cards or anything to her. She'll show them to her next bf and mock you.

QFT

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Ha...'one mans failure'...I bet he pulled mad ass from her after giving her that CD, and then she's a complete bitch for showing it to you. Don't worry, anything nice you do for her she'll make fun of you for when you break up, and if you DON'T do anything nice for her then you're an asshole who doesn't even deserve a bitch girlfriend.

Night night.

QFT.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Ha...'one mans failure'...I bet he pulled mad ass from her after giving her that CD, and then she's a complete bitch for showing it to you. Don't worry, anything nice you do for her she'll make fun of you for when you break up, and if you DON'T do anything nice for her then you're an asshole who doesn't even deserve a bitch girlfriend.

Night night.

A damned either way thing eh?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.

if she really were your g/f and not just trying to play you, you would have talked about the stuff she did while the tracks played.

YOU GO REBOUND BOY!

You're the one who is getting divorced from your asian wife because your penis is too small and your mirror too large.

No she saw your Gherri Curl and your fantastic DJ ways.

 

[Pocahontas]

Wow .. shes a witch and you my friend are not the smartest wizard.

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Every time you do her, a tiny amount of his semen touches your penis!

QFT

 

[TheBlondOne]

Originally posted by: Nik
Wow, way to make fun of someone's legitimate and vulnerable feelings. Good job. :thumbsdown:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: TheBlondOne

Originally posted by: Nik
Wow, way to make fun of someone's legitimate and vulnerable feelings. Good job. :thumbsdown:

Hi Sarah :heart:

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Originally posted by: MommysLittleMonster
So we're in her car today and she pulls out this cd and let me listen to it. Her ex boyfriend made her this cd with all these sappy love songs and the last track on the cd is him in this sappy pathetic voice explaining to her how he feels. Hahahaha, I almost crashed. I think he was crying at the same time. Hahahahahaha, I love it. My girlfriend is awesome.

Yeah right, chicks like that typically run back to those crackheads.

 

Post pic of said GF and a link to MP3....