Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: TheBDB
Does it count if she picks it out and I just pay for it?
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doesn't count.
eh, if you can't do it and surprise her, you ain't got the ballz. plain and simple.
Two soldiers are in a trench in a defensive position. The enemy outnumbers them and is setup in solid defensive positions a couple hundred yards away. They've got mounted machine guns, riflemen with their weapons drawn, a good mine field already in place, etc. They're really dug in.
The first soldier says "Let's go get 'em! We can take them out!"
The second soldier says "Fvck that. I ain't dying in that field."
First soldier says "What's the matter? Haven't got the balls for it?"
Second soldier says while clutching his balls "Whatever you say man, I ain't going out there."
So the first soldier charges up over the bank alone, where he's cut down in a hail of machine gun fire. His bullet ridden corpse falls on top of a land mind and is blown to pieces. His balls are also blown off.
You figure it out.