Guy Makes Sword at Work, Uses it to Decapitate the Company Bully

[PanzerIV]

I can just envision this guy with hammer in hand, bent over a forge like from the Middle Ages slowly working the glowing metal, dipping it into a vat of water and repeating the process over and over for three days all the while nobody f^cking notices a thing!! WTF?

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
There can be only one...

<---Cues the Queen music

"Here we are...we're the princes of the universe."

"I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings! Yeah!"
"I have no rival! No man can be my equal!"

(Thats from memory so it might be a little off.)

 

[PricklyPete]

Link?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: bunker

Originally posted by: glen
Bud Light Real American Heroes &amp; Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker.
While lesser metal works take the abuse, you made a sword!
(yes you do)
Pushing metal working to its limits, literally, you forged a sword of vengance with your own hand in your work place.
(ooh, lookin good)
An understated ways of saying "I'm going to cut your head off, and look fabulous doing it!?
(chopping off heads)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker, because without you, a man cutting off another man's head in place of work would just look silly.
(Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker)

Nice

::clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap::

 

[OMG1Penguin]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Link?

:camera:?

 

[ScoobMaster]

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: Nitemare
There can be only one...

<---Cues the Queen music

awww, beat me to it. :beer:

jeepers - THREE of us all had the same reactive thought? LOL!
My first inclination when I saw the thread title was to post those exact words!

 

[0roo0roo]

i guess he's just smart enough to know he's not smart enough to get away with murder. spending 3 days on prep? hah good lord...

 

[waggy]

shoot! he really didnt mean to cut his head off. He was just trying a new way to give the guy a haircut!

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: glen
Bud Light Real American Heroes &amp; Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker.
While lesser metal works take the abuse, you made a sword!
(yes you do)
Pushing metal working to its limits, literally, you forged a sword of vengance with your own hand in your work place.
(ooh, lookin good)
An understated ways of saying "I'm going to cut your head off, and look fabulous doing it!?
(chopping off heads)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker, because without you, a man cutting off another man's head in place of work would just look silly.
(Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker)

:laugh:

 

[SaturnX]

There can only be one Highlander!

 

[slickcat]

Originally posted by: glen
Bud Light Real American Heroes &amp; Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker.
While lesser metal works take the abuse, you made a sword!
(yes you do)
Pushing metal working to its limits, literally, you forged a sword of vengance with your own hand in your work place.
(ooh, lookin good)
An understated ways of saying "I'm going to cut your head off, and look fabulous doing it!?
(chopping off heads)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker, because without you, a man cutting off another man's head in place of work would just look silly.
(Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker)

That's great! I almost fell off of my chair laughing!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: ScoobMaster

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: Nitemare
There can be only one...

<---Cues the Queen music

awww, beat me to it. :beer:

jeepers - THREE of us all had the same reactive thought? LOL!
My first inclination when I saw the thread title was to post those exact words!

Great minds think alike

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: glen
Bud Light Real American Heroes &amp; Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker.
While lesser metal works take the abuse, you made a sword!
(yes you do)
Pushing metal working to its limits, literally, you forged a sword of vengance with your own hand in your work place.
(ooh, lookin good)
An understated ways of saying "I'm going to cut your head off, and look fabulous doing it!?
(chopping off heads)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker, because without you, a man cutting off another man's head in place of work would just look silly.
(Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker)

Glen for Elite!

BTW - here's the link....
http://www.usatoday.com/news/n...0-29-sword-death_x.htm

 

[EvilYoda]

ahhhh, good ol' Detroit. I'm surprised I didn't see this on the news

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I can just envision this guy with hammer in hand, bent over a forge like from the Middle Ages slowly working the glowing metal, dipping it into a vat of water and repeating the process over and over for three days all the while nobody f^cking notices a thing!! WTF?

Really all the guy had to do was pick up a piece of steel from the floor and grind it down so that it was sharp. It's not like his "sword" had to last very long, just a one time deal. I'm surprised it took him three days to make.

 

[vi edit]

Oh, this guy gets a dishonorable mention in my Hardcore Hall of Fame.

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: glen
Bud Light Real American Heroes &amp; Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker.
While lesser metal works take the abuse, you made a sword!
(yes you do)
Pushing metal working to its limits, literally, you forged a sword of vengance with your own hand in your work place.
(ooh, lookin good)
An understated ways of saying "I'm going to cut your head off, and look fabulous doing it!?
(chopping off heads)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker, because without you, a man cutting off another man's head in place of work would just look silly.
(Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker)

Hilarious!

Everytime I think of what happened, I keep picturing Foghorn Leghorn's nephew reading up on how to make a sword. And after fashioning it, he shows it to the victim who laughs it off saying its not going to work.

Doh!

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I can just envision this guy with hammer in hand, bent over a forge like from the Middle Ages slowly working the glowing metal, dipping it into a vat of water and repeating the process over and over for three days all the while nobody f^cking notices a thing!! WTF?

Really all the guy had to do was pick up a piece of steel from the floor and grind it down so that it was sharp. It's not like his "sword" had to last very long, just a one time deal. I'm surprised it took him three days to make.

Yeah, I am sure that was the reality of it but it's more entertaining to think of my scenario with nobody really paying much attention to what he was doing. His next project was a Howitzer.

 

Originally posted by: Ogg
nothing like a good beer and a smoke after..............

lol

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: vi_edit


BTW - here's the link....
http://www.usatoday.com/news/n...0-29-sword-death_x.htm

Thanks, vi_edit

I was at the gym.

So there's your link you unbelievers!!

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Ogg
nothing like a good beer and a smoke after..............

....completely ruining someone's sh!t. :Q

 

[HamSupLo]

lemme kill someone here with my swingline stapler

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: glen
Bud Light Real American Heroes &amp; Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker.
While lesser metal works take the abuse, you made a sword!
(yes you do)
Pushing metal working to its limits, literally, you forged a sword of vengance with your own hand in your work place.
(ooh, lookin good)
An understated ways of saying "I'm going to cut your head off, and look fabulous doing it!?
(chopping off heads)
So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker, because without you, a man cutting off another man's head in place of work would just look silly.
(Mr. Steel worker RPGer sword maker)

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Outstanding! clapclapclapclap

Glen, start a thread of BLRAH&amp;RMoG - let's see what everyone else can do. I doubt anyone's going to beat yours though.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I can just envision this guy with hammer in hand, bent over a forge like from the Middle Ages slowly working the glowing metal, dipping it into a vat of water and repeating the process over and over for three days all the while nobody f^cking notices a thing!! WTF?

Really all the guy had to do was pick up a piece of steel from the floor and grind it down so that it was sharp. It's not like his "sword" had to last very long, just a one time deal. I'm surprised it took him three days to make.

well, duhhhh, he's union. Paid by the hour. Of course it's going to take him 3 days.


(apologies to union workers out there - it's just a joke!)




Note to non-union readers in this thread - the above apology was necessary - I don't want to be bullying the union people in this thread. Getting a date may be beyond their ability, but I think they can manage making a sword.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: werk
:shocked: