Guy gets laid for the first time then calls his mom crying about it

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: Chadder007

Originally posted by: NatePo717

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: djheater
People who have been sexually abused often exhibit the symptoms you're describing OP

I agree, sounds like severe trauma of some type.

I was thinking the same thing.

Agreed. He may not associate having sex with someone in a good way. I feel sorry for the guy.

Same. Leave the poor guy alone.

The OP needs to die. Immature piece of sh!t. Anything that you say in response to my post will be handled with a "go fvck yourself" reply.

Ligthen up you returd. It's obvious that something is wrong with the dude. The OP is entitled to his opinion.

 

[Toasthead]

hmmm very strange

 

[luckysnafu]

Originally posted by: Queasy
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

- Jack Handey

I was thinking WTF, thats an awful quote to put in this thread...then I saw who said it and I was lol.

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
:camera:s of the scared little pussy-man?

Looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?

 

[Kadarin]

So what, other than religion, could cause a guy to have such a severe guilt reaction over sex? Just how "sheltered" was his upbringing? Was he sexually abused at one point? Are his parents just fvcked up people who indoctrinated him as a child with some really strange ideas about sexuality?

 

[treemonkey]

So this is a story about your "friend" eh?

 

[OrByte]

so.

he was abused as a kid sexually. That much seems obvious.

your fiance should stay away, or at least be very weary of a man that has women issues and just suffered a nervous breakdown.

 

[Slickone]

Maybe she wouldn't stick it out.

 

[EyeMWing]

There seem to be two logical conclusions here - to try to empahtize with him and make up a reason for why he's reacting the way he is, or to conclude that, no matter what the cause, a prvate gigglefest is in order and to let the friends/family take care of the figuring sh!t out. I'm a member of the gigglefest crew.

 

[PingSpike]

Maybe she tried to take a dump on his chest? I mean, that'd probably mess me up a little too.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: mitmot
hahaha

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Maybe she tried to take a dump on his chest? I mean, that'd probably mess me up a little too.

lol, there is obviously more to this story than meets the eye.

 

[Ausm]

I cried when I found who I laid in a drunken stuper does that count?!?!


Ausm

 

[JulesMaximus]

What a fvcking pussy. Pathetic. How can someone raise a human male to be such a complete pansy?

 

[ColdFusion718]

LMAO, just the laugh I needed for my Tuesday morning

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
What a fvcking pussy. Pathetic. How can someone raise a human male to be such a complete pansy?

I agree. I'd call for the suspension of his man card, but it sounds like he was never issued one in the first place.

 

[Bumrush99]

OMFG what a poor little baby!!

 

[spidey07]

I'm still thinking this guy could make some cash if he acts quickly.

Emotional distress and all that jazz.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

wierd. what a number his rents did on that guy

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: akubi
shens

Text

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
so you were ok with him sleeping with your financee?

huh?

 

[SlowSpyder]

Same. Leave the poor guy alone.

The OP needs to die. Immature piece of sh!t. Anything that you say in response to my post will be handled with a "go fvck yourself" reply.

Nah. I think the guy the OP posted about was put on Earth for our amusement.

 

[sourceninja]

pictures of you drinking his sweet tears or I call shens

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
pictures of you drinking his sweet tears or I call shens

of unfathomable sadness?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: piasabird
The guy is definitely mentally ill. He meets a girl and is just scared. I wonder what makes him think exactly like that. I wonder what he is like normally. This guy may normally just fear women. Women can be kind of scary. If she had just let him sleep on the couch she might have been able to become friends or even marry the guy. Maybe the girl is just desparate to find a straight man and did not know how to handle this. I think they are both a little twisted. This guy has been used by a desparate female needing to breed.

He seems to get along fine with girls in a normal firendship sort of way. In addition to my fiancee most of his other frieds are girls as well.