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Guy Bathroom habits that I loathe. Some suggestions.

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Originally posted by: VIAN
I am a dude BTW.

So, I go to the bathroom and I gotta poop, and what do you know, some 6 out of 8 toilets are freakin peed on. WTF is wrong with these guys. They can't even lift up the toilet seat, just pee all over the fcker.

Ladies, consider it an honor that he leaves the toilet seat up.

I always leave them up now when I go to public bathrooms because of stupid ass people that don't have proper bathroom conduct.

Another issue is urinals. The most useless things in the world. Probably done for bathroom quickness at the cost of dirtiness, or done solely to mark men's superiority above women. It's useless. Not only does it sometimes leave your penis out in the open for many to see, but if your stream goes into the wall straight or or low, it will splash on your hands. Little drops. I had to shoot up at a 45 degree angle toward the wall so that it wouldn't splash. Btch doesn't come with instructions. 🙂 Anyway, still after that, you don't just shake your thing and all the liquid that on you penis suddenly evaporates, it's still there and it dries there and now you penis is dirty.

Me, thinking of cleanliness. I go to the toilet, lift the seat up, pee and then wipe it with toilet paper. Yes, I go against guy habits and I actually CLEAN it. Well, at least it is more clean than the urinal of not cleaning it.

And how many bastards go in to pee and don't even wash their hands as they leave. Comeon, especially after you just now have pee droplets on your hands, you gonna go out and brush your hand on you lovers face or shake someone's hand, that's nasty, but almost acceptable.

Especially since everything you touch after you wash your hands have many germs on it anyway. I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom to take away germs that aren't native to my genitals I then and touch them. Most people don't do this, leaving many peoples dirt on them. Then I go to the bathroom, And if I happen to get my hands soiled I wash them again before I go out. It sounds redundant but safer. If I don't get my hands soiled, I don't wash them because the area outside, you'll be touching so many things that so many other people touched, that washing your hands is just pointless. You only need to protect your body, so before you touch it, wash it, but expect only that other protect theirs as well, because they certainly don't care about yours.

That's it.

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Just rememeber one final thing. And this is what's gonna really hurt the men here because it will lower themselves to women's level. If you pee into the toilet standing up, it's like peeing in the urnial, it's very difficult, actually even more difficult to stop it from splashing up over the toilet and onto the toilet seat or the floor around the toilet. I've seen it done on a clean floor, when I was experimenting the best way not to splash. The best way is... to sit down on the toilet seat and pee that way. It's really hard to pee standing up and not splash. Just sit down and pee. Less nasty things to clean around your house at least, I know in public places, with current conduct, who would want to do that?!
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Turn in your man card. You should just use the womens facilities. Actually, I have been inside of a woman's bathroom before and it's not pretty.
 
What I often find disturbing is the "orgasmic" experience people in neighboring stalls often seem to be having as they're taking a dump. WTF is up with that? If it's that much of a release for you, maybe you should move your bowels a bit more often. Or add some damn roughage to your diet. 😛
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
As men it's our god given right to spray our hose wherever, whenever, however we want to.

I pee on your man card.
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Agreed. I don't know why you have so much trouble peeing on yourself, but I don't.
 
What I often find disturbing is the "orgasmic" experience people in neighboring stalls often seem to be having as they're taking a dump. WTF is up with that? If it's that much of a release for you, maybe you should move your bowels a bit more often. Or add some damn roughage to your diet.
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lol
 
Originally posted by: geecee
What I often find disturbing is the "orgasmic" experience people in neighboring stalls often seem to be having as they're taking a dump. WTF is up with that? If it's that much of a release for you, maybe you should move your bowels a bit more often. Or add some damn roughage to your diet. 😛
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They might be doing something else. Stalls do afford a bit of privacy, after all. Ever consider that?
 
Originally posted by: imtim83
What in the heck is a man card?
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It's something you can apply to get when your first pubic hairs start to grow.
You have a few more years, don't sweat it.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
on the topic of gross sh!tters, i've seen some knarly ones. i can't even describe the sickness without grossing myself out. just picture a campground strictly for 18-25'ers - long weekend - only 3 washrooms for 2000+ partiers. 😛uke:

OP i bet you'd LOVE the urinals at the Joe Louis Arena... 🙂 it's just a big trough where all the men stand & rub shoulders. it's kinda weird looking down and seeing all of the different shades of yellow stream on by. i usually opt for a stall when I'm @ the Joe because after a few beers i can strangely develop some sort of stage fright no matter how bad i have to drain it.
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I can't piss in those things. There's just something really uncomfortable about standing shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of complete strangers with our wangs hanging out...
 
Originally posted by: chrisms
I used to have to clean bathrooms at a restaurant, and the women's bathroom would always smell nice while the men's would smell like sh!t. Pubes and piss would be all over the floor.
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That's a real sh!t job. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: VIAN
I am a dude BTW.

So, I go to the bathroom and I gotta poop, and what do you know, some 6 out of 8 toilets are freakin peed on. WTF is wrong with these guys. They can't even lift up the toilet seat, just pee all over the fcker.

Another issue is urinals. The most useless things in the world. Probably done for bathroom quickness at the cost of dirtiness, or done solely to mark men's superiority above women. It's useless. Not only does it sometimes leave your penis out in the open for many to see, but if your stream goes into the wall straight or or low, it will splash on your hands. Little drops. I had to shoot up at a 45 degree angle toward the wall so that it wouldn't splash. Btch doesn't come with instructions. 🙂 Anyway, still after that, you don't just shake your thing and all the liquid that on you penis suddenly evaporates, it's still there and it dries there and now you penis is dirty.

And how many bastards go in to pee and don't even wash their hands as they leave. Comeon, especially after you just now have pee droplets on your hands, you gonna go out and brush your hand on you lovers face or shake someone's hand, that's nasty, but almost acceptable.
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1. True on the piss all over the toilets part... that's why you use urinals.
2. Urinals are great. Learn to use them.
3. Germs? Ever gone down on a chick? Ever had one blow you? And you're worried about a few germs?
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

I can't piss in those things. There's just something really uncomfortable about standing shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of complete strangers with our wangs hanging out...
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Come on now, don't let your insecurities get the best of you..
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: chrisms
I used to have to clean bathrooms at a restaurant, and the women's bathroom would always smell nice while the men's would smell like sh!t. Pubes and piss would be all over the floor.
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That's a real sh!t job. :laugh:
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Not really I'd just reach the mop in there and wipe it around a few times, and let the morning crew take care of the rest
 
Urine is pretty darn sterile the last time I checked. You'd get more germs touching the the faucets. It isn't dirty--you just believe it is 😉

Splashage is a non-issue for me. People must go at an akward angle for it to bounce back. That, or they are short 😉

I don't know where you pee, but I don't see many homos staring at my junk. Around here there is one implicit and understood rule--stare ahead. You don't look down. You don't turn your head to the side. You don't talk. And you certainly don't flip it more than twice (or that qualifies as playing with it).

Oh and there is such a minute amount of urine left after flipping it twice. It is not "dirty" or "unhealthy". Just the same, if you were to use TP to clean it up you will still rub some of it into the skin.

You're getting worked up over nothing. Use the urinals like the rest of us.
 
Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

I can't piss in those things. There's just something really uncomfortable about standing shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of complete strangers with our wangs hanging out...
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Come on now, don't let your insecurities get the best of you..
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It's not that at all. It is just unnatural to me. Probably comes from growing up in a home where I always had a private bathroom...I don't know.

I don't have a problem using communal showers. Hell, I don't have a problem using urinals or taking a crap at work or talking to people in the bathroom. Those troughs though, I just can't use them.
 
The urinals where I work are always covered in pubes. It's really gross. If you're so hairy that you're shedding pubes at a urinal, it's time to invest in some clippers or a nice pair of scissors to trim back the hedges.
 
When I leave the bathroom, I always save a paper towel that I used to dry my hands. I use that to open the door so that I don't get dirty wang grease on my clean hands.

One thing I hate are those urinals that are about 10 ft wide, so that you have to stand pretty far back and it's easy for other guys to see your wang and you to see others'.

Like someone said before, I hate guys who look at you when you piss, WTF. Seriously, I've had guys piss next to me, turn their heads towards me, then look down. When they do that, I have the urge to point my dick up and spray them in the face.
 
Originally posted by: Jzero
Wait a minute....you don't know how to operate a urinal?!
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Well said.

Strangely enough, I am able to pi$s into a urinal without wetting myself, or my hands, or missing. They serve their purpose well.
 
Originally posted by: RichUK
when you wife or whomever squirts that cleaning stuff around the bog (you no the blue stuff to clean it), do you ever try and do a swirly thing with your sausage to try and clear it all off, kinda like a mission do i have enough P1$$ to do it **comon COMMON you can do it son ... Woo Hooo**
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Ducknuts? Is that you?
 
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