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Guy Bathroom habits that I loathe. Some suggestions.

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Originally posted by: VIAN
Originally posted by: yllus
Urine is sterile, isn't it?

Urinals rock. I wish I could have one installed at my place.
Urine steralizes, but still dirty and can get you sick if you drink it.

I do not want to hear about your personal experience with golden showers, thank you.
 
"Q14: What about public restrooms, i.e., urine?
[The following was contributed by Mike Berrow.]

I avoid urine too, but that's due to the "yuck" factor that we were all brought up with and not due to any science. Urine is sterile and harmless. I pulled the following quotes from the web:

... Well, urine is not a toxic waste product and this has been scientifically proven. 95% of urine is water, 2.5% consists of urea and the remaining 2.5% is a mixture of minerals, salt, hormones and enzymes. Toxic substances are being removed from the body through the liver and intestines, through the skin and through the outbreath. The main function of the kidneys is to keep the composition of the blood in optimal balance. When there is to much water, the kidneys will remove it. But that doesn't make water into a toxic waste product ..."

You can find urea in many skin products as one of the main components. Furthermore, urine is entirely sterile after secretion and has an antiseptic effect.

Many medical researchers, unlike most of us, know that far from being a dirty body-waste, fresh, normal urine is actually sterile and is an extraordinary combination of some of the most vital and medically important substances known to man. Now this fact may be unknown to the vast majority of the public today, it is nothing new to modern medicine.

If anything, the urea is probably good for your skin.
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My goal is to touch as few things as possible in the mens room...except on me of course.

What gets me is the fvckers who just zip up and leave without washing their hands. God dammit, I don't want to touch the door pull handle after you just had your filthy dirty wang hand on there you disgusting evil fvck!!! :|

ever stop to think how "clean" the faucet handle is?

Well, if you're washing your hands the last thing to touch the faucet handle is your clean hand to turn it off. Sometimes I just push it down with the edge of my hand.

Exactly! Thank You for proving this guy so wrong once again!

wtf? I'll piss on your face.


:roll:

piss in your rolling eyes

What if I told you I had nothing to lose?

 
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My goal is to touch as few things as possible in the mens room...except on me of course.

What gets me is the fvckers who just zip up and leave without washing their hands. God dammit, I don't want to touch the door pull handle after you just had your filthy dirty wang hand on there you disgusting evil fvck!!! :|

ever stop to think how "clean" the faucet handle is?

Well, if you're washing your hands the last thing to touch the faucet handle is your clean hand to turn it off. Sometimes I just push it down with the edge of my hand.

Exactly! Thank You for proving this guy so wrong once again!

wtf? I'll piss on your face.


:roll:

piss in your rolling eyes

What if I told you I had nothing to lose?

I'd piss on you anyway.
 
Part of it is a cultural thing. I was in Montreal for weeks and noticed that every urinal was clean, that toilet seats were clean, even in clubs, sporting events and in large venues.. Given the same situation in the states those toilets would have been covered in crap and urine.. I noticed the same thing when I was in Europe, perhaps us Americans are just pigs when it comes to public restrooms.
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I always get annoyed by those who wipe their snot on the wall around the urinals.

dude, no kidding, i've seem boogers... people actually pick their nose with one hand while holding their wang with the other. then smear on the wall so the next person can enjoy the view.
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My goal is to touch as few things as possible in the mens room...except on me of course.

What gets me is the fvckers who just zip up and leave without washing their hands. God dammit, I don't want to touch the door pull handle after you just had your filthy dirty wang hand on there you disgusting evil fvck!!! :|

ever stop to think how "clean" the faucet handle is?

Well, if you're washing your hands the last thing to touch the faucet handle is your clean hand to turn it off. Sometimes I just push it down with the edge of my hand.

Exactly! Thank You for proving this guy so wrong once again!

wtf? I'll piss on your face.


:roll:

piss in your rolling eyes

What if I told you I had nothing to lose?

I'd piss on you anyway.

THe thing is I could care a less.

 
One thing that really bugs me is guys who take a peek at your package while you're standing next to them.

First rule of urinal etiquette... look straight ahead at all times until you're ready to back away from the urinal!
 
Originally posted by: faZZter
"Q14: What about public restrooms, i.e., urine?
[The following was contributed by Mike Berrow.]

I avoid urine too, but that's due to the "yuck" factor that we were all brought up with and not due to any science. Urine is sterile and harmless. I pulled the following quotes from the web:

... Well, urine is not a toxic waste product and this has been scientifically proven. 95% of urine is water, 2.5% consists of urea and the remaining 2.5% is a mixture of minerals, salt, hormones and enzymes. Toxic substances are being removed from the body through the liver and intestines, through the skin and through the outbreath. The main function of the kidneys is to keep the composition of the blood in optimal balance. When there is to much water, the kidneys will remove it. But that doesn't make water into a toxic waste product ..."

You can find urea in many skin products as one of the main components. Furthermore, urine is entirely sterile after secretion and has an antiseptic effect.

Many medical researchers, unlike most of us, know that far from being a dirty body-waste, fresh, normal urine is actually sterile and is an extraordinary combination of some of the most vital and medically important substances known to man. Now this fact may be unknown to the vast majority of the public today, it is nothing new to modern medicine.

If anything, the urea is probably good for your skin.

Tell you what, next time I go into the bathroom and there is piss on the toilet seat I'll call you to come lick it off mmmkay?
 
You know this.. how?
I read about it somewhere including this:
How bought the fact that the army had this machine that cleaned dirty water, and said that even after you clean pee, it can still cause damage to you.

Either that or you can use your pee to for your rations and and it will work, but not for too long cause it was bad for your liver or something.

don't remember exactly, but it was one of these and either one doesn't sound good.
 
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: imtim83
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
My goal is to touch as few things as possible in the mens room...except on me of course.

What gets me is the fvckers who just zip up and leave without washing their hands. God dammit, I don't want to touch the door pull handle after you just had your filthy dirty wang hand on there you disgusting evil fvck!!! :|

ever stop to think how "clean" the faucet handle is?

Well, if you're washing your hands the last thing to touch the faucet handle is your clean hand to turn it off. Sometimes I just push it down with the edge of my hand.

Exactly! Thank You for proving this guy so wrong once again!

wtf? I'll piss on your face.


:roll:

piss in your rolling eyes

What if I told you I had nothing to lose?

I'd piss on you anyway.

THe thing is I could care a less.

Ok

*proceeds to unzip*
Open wide
 
Originally posted by: Pepsei
wow, they're novice. I usually spray around in a circle to make sure the entire seat is soaked with my unrine. Oh oh, if the paper toilet protector is available, I put that on the seat first before I pee, get it to stick on the seat. I'm marking my territory.

ok, just kidding but I maybe I should do that before I get fired.


HAHAHAHAHA

 
The majority of toilets in public restrooms are included for code reasons ONLY. The only toilet that is to be used for #2 is the handicap stall. The handicap stall is not to be used for peeing unless you're handicapped, or taking a leak while you're dropping off the kids. Unauthorized use of the handicap stall is a sin punishable by revocation of the man-card.

And learn how to use your wang, I don't get splashback on urinals.
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
The majority of toilets in public restrooms are included for code reasons ONLY. The only toilet that is to be used for #2 is the handicap stall. The handicap stall is not to be used for peeing unless you're handicapped, or taking a leak while you're dropping off the kids. Unauthorized use of the handicap stall is a sin punishable by revocation of the man-card.

And learn how to use your wang, I don't get splashback on urinals.

What if some handicapped guy is in there for 10 minutes trying to pass a kidney stone or something and you've gotta go?
 
Originally posted by: VIAN
I had to shoot up at a 45 degree angle toward the wall so that it wouldn't splash.

45 degree angle? You are definately doing it wrong. At 45 degrees you are shooting it upwards. You need to shoot at a 310.545 degree angle for optimal non-splashbackage.
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
The majority of toilets in public restrooms are included for code reasons ONLY. The only toilet that is to be used for #2 is the handicap stall. The handicap stall is not to be used for peeing unless you're handicapped, or taking a leak while you're dropping off the kids. Unauthorized use of the handicap stall is a sin punishable by revocation of the man-card.

And learn how to use your wang, I don't get splashback on urinals.

What if some handicapped guy is in there for 10 minutes trying to pass a kidney stone or something and you've gotta go?

MAN when a dump is coming there is no leeway .. if you gotta go you gotta go .. especially when you got a turtle head and touching cloth
 
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