This reminds me of an excellent story in another post. This was not me, I just copied and posted their story:
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So I get pulled over yesterday...
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...and it goes a little something like this:
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: To get a better look?
Officer: *laughs* No, because you were speeding.
Me: Oh, yeah, right.. well there's that then...
Officer: Are you getting smart with me?
Me: I don't really think there's much 'getting' to 'smart' in this situation, is there? Oh, right, answered your question then.. so, yes.
Officer: *laughs again* You don't care if I give you a ticket at all, do you?
Me: Not really, I mean, I'll take traffic school as I''ve not had a ticket in nearly 4 years.
Officer: Well, you can't take traffic school on this one.
Me: Bummer, well my insurance was just halved to $350/6 months anyhow...
Officer: Really? For this!?
Me: Yeah, I guess I got a multi-car discount or something.
Officer: Ok, well, it's raining so let's get this over with.
Me: Ok, here's my license and insurance.
Officer: Thanks.
Me: Sure, maybe you should go back to your car to call all this in so you don't have to stand in the rain.
Officer: Yeah, or I could just lecture you.
Me: Ok.... do I know how fast I was going?
Officer: *laughs* You don't stop, do you?
Me: What's the point, I like to have fun with all that I do.
Officer: How fast?
Me: Speedo said around 70, but the tach shows it was closer to 65... so somewhere inbetween.
Officer: 67. Pretty good.
Me: Thanks. Do I know the speed limit?
Officer: *laughs* Seriously, do you?
Me: No.
Officer: *points to sign about 20 yards in front of my car*
Me: Oh, right, 45... and I'm assuming it's the same back there...
Officer: *looks at license* where do you work?
Me: Dell
Officer: You live right down the road, and you work right UP the road.. and you don't know the limit?
Me: Well, I don't really pay attention to limits. I consider those for people who are happy with mediocrity.
Officer: Heh, well, you should have known the limit...
Me: Well, I guessed it was around 45 to 50, never really paid attention, but I was willing to take the risk ya know?
Officer: I saw you come around that corner, too.
Me: I wasn't speeding then!
Officer: Yeah, you were sideways.
Me: Oh, right, well that's fun and I had the stability control off....
Officer: Ok, you apparently know what you're doing here so I'm going to let you off so I don't have to get any wetter.
Me: Now what's that supposed to mean?
Officer: *laughs* I'll be lookin' out for you on a nice, sunny day.
Me: I'll have the windows down.
Officer: Have a good one, and I hope you aren't late for wherever you're going.
Me: I'll just have to go a bit faster to make up for it.
Officer: *blank stare*
Me: I'm kidding, I'm kidding! *revs engine* STILL KIDDING!
Officer: *hits top of car with glove* go on!
What's with the hitting the car? I mean, I dind't care.. but is that like a slap in the arse?
At least I didn't get a ticket for breaking the limit by 22mph, which was pretty awesome.
Just wanted to share, since I'm bored and all.
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6 over is just weak. That's like getting a MIP on the eve of your 21st birthday lol.
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