God wants to schedule a one-to-one appt. with you...

[soulcougher73]

If he existed and proved it to me. Sure i could teach him a thing or two.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Conference call? Sure I'll hop on the line. Send me the invite with the dial in

 

[ThatsABigOne]

We talk every day, so yes. =)

What? You talk to god? Give me some proof.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

What? You talk to god? Give me some proof.

Sorry, he's never mentioned you.

 

[sandorski]

If it were a god, sure. If it's someone in a suit and a vacant smile, nah.

 

[brianmanahan]

take it to the lord in prayer

 

[brianmanahan]

also, PB - sometimes you remind me alot of spaceman :hmm:

 

[irishScott]

Why not? Best case it's actually the man himself and I receive some portion of truly universal enlightenment. Worst case it's a quack trying to start a cult who has zero affect on my life besides wasting some of my time and possibly inadvertently providing a few good jokes.

 

[wabbitslayer]

This exact thing happened to me. I saw the notice on backpage; set up the appointment at a hotel, went in the room, got clubbed on the back of the head when I walked in the door, woke up on the floor with an empty wallet, pants/underwear around my ankles and the fiery burn of vicks vapo rub all over my anus.

To this day, not sure what God was trying to tell me.

 

[HOSED]

IF it is the god associated with Roman Catholicism I would advise a visit to the Vatican (not me) and punish the sinners who molested children as well as those who helped to cover it up.

 

[slayer202]

only if I could find out where the meeting was going to be, and if they have old fashioned toilets in the bathroom

 

[Ventanni]

What? You talk to god? Give me some proof.

My Father reveals himself to all those who seek him. If you're looking for proof, he's a prayer away.

 

[MongGrel]

This exact thing happened to me. I saw the notice on backpage; set up the appointment at a hotel, went in the room, got clubbed on the back of the head when I walked in the door, woke up on the floor with an empty wallet, pants/underwear around my ankles and the fiery burn of vicks vapo rub all over my anus.

To this day, not sure what God was trying to tell me.

🙂

Did you still have your kidney?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvgT8-xW2E

 

[Demoralized]

Prayer is not proof.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Prayer is not proof.

If you take the leap of faith it is.

 

[akahoovy]

I wouldn't want to be stood up or catfished, so no.

 

[IronWing]

My Father reveals himself to all those who seek him. If you're looking for proof, he's a prayer away.

Revealing himself might be okay. Is your father well hung?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Revealing himself might be okay. Is your father well hung?

Like God.

 

[IronWing]

Like God.

Then father like son?

 

[Demoralized]

If you take the leap of faith it is.

That's where you're problem is. Prayer and a leap if faith still does not equal proof.

 

[John Connor]

I'm really happy everyone wants to meet me. I'm surprised. 😀

 

[zinfamous]

I'm sure there's plenty of GOd's in places like Bellvue. I think I would be the one making the appointment.

 

[John Connor]

The funny thing is we all have an appointment with God. Sooner or latter.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

That's where you're problem is. Prayer and a leap if faith still does not equal proof.

It does to those who believe. For those demanding incontrovertible proof, they might not want to be quite so anxious. When the Lord returns to earth, he has said there will BE no doubt. Of course, that will also be the end of the world.

 

[sandorski]

It does to those who believe. For those demanding incontrovertible proof, they might not want to be quite so anxious. When the Lord returns to earth, he has said there will BE no doubt. Of course, that will also be the end of the world.

Have your hair ready.