God wants to schedule a one-to-one appt. with you...

[Printer Bandit]

Would you go to it?

 

[Imp]

Jesus Christ, hell yeah.

 

[lxskllr]

I'd need a firmer id than "God". Seeing as there's zero evidence such a person(?) exists, I'd want to know who I was dealing with.

 

[MongGrel]

Sure, if he was putting me in charge.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Damn straight I'd go. And he better bring backup because he's got some explaining to do.

 

[DaveSimmons]

"What does god need with a Dave?" --- JTK

Which god? Earth alone has thousands, and there are probably millions of other planets in the universe with sentient life and its explanations for the weather.

 

[Rakehellion]

Sounds like the plot to every novel featured in Oprah's book club.

 

[1sikbITCH]

I'd tell him to sue me!

 

[MongGrel]

Damn straight I'd go. And he better bring backup because he's got some explaining to do.

+1

 

[nickbits]

I don't need an appointment to talk to myself.

 

[Naer]

show me your credentials

 

[Ventanni]

We talk every day, so yes. =)

 

[her209]

He'd have to provide three forms of ID first.

 

[norseamd]

He'd have to provide three forms of ID first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QoqW_YxSnc

 

[momeNt]

Considering everybody would believe in God with proof, and some already believe in God WITHOUT proof. I think this is a pretty dumb question to ask.

 

[dighn]

i'll give him a chance to proof his existence

 

[Bateluer]

Wouldn't the invite for the appointment count as an ID?

Also, yes. I would take the Divine up on it. I'd like to talk about some history, his thoughts on factions acting in his name, the far future, what he's been up to in the universe, etc.

 

[DrPizza]

Why would He need to set up an appointment? For an omniscient being, he's not very good at figuring out when I'd just be standing around doing nothing.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

God wouldn't ask.

 

[mmntech]

Which god? Thor, Apollo, Quetzalcoatl, Amaterasu? Ooo, I hope it's Ganesh. Not that Abrahamic god though. He seems like a bit of a dick.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Somebody wants to talk to me, I'll usually listen. I'm not a good looking, fun, or smart person, so they probably have a good reason for whatever it is.

God is no different than Joe in the next cubicle in that regard. Poor bastard. He has to be around me all day.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Why would He need to set up an appointment? For an omniscient being, he's not very good at figuring out when I'd just be standing around doing nothing.

Perhaps, but then again, unlike any other being ever created, you have been given free will. Maybe you could surprise him.:awe:
Revelation 3:20 ; Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
So what if you could dine with God, what would you ask him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPwQApwBsA

 

[MtnMan]

We talk every day, so yes. =)

You talk, no one is listening......

 

[Pardus]

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBNyY9GxZdw

 

[IronWing]

He'd have to provide three forms of ID first.

Win!