Giving Two Weeks Notice

[KLin]

Dear Supervisor,

I am tendering my resignation effective 1/23/08. Thanks for nothing.

Love and kisses,

The OP

 

[ktehmok]

Do what I do when I'm done with a job. Just stop going, they'll get the hint after a few days & hire someone else.

Everyone that I have known to give a two week notice has been let go early. So why bother? The majority is correct here, you work in a grocery store. Even if you were head manager, you can be replaced easily. They won't miss you. If you ever have to get another job after the one you have lined up, just give them the info. No one will be working at the store you work at now by that time anyway. They won't remember you.

 

[Throwmeabone]

Originally posted by: angminas
My bo staff skills fade
Too much time bagging groceries
Two weeks 'til I quit

Or:

Darth Vader's my dad
We're ruling the galaxy
We start in two weeks

Or:

Time passes like rain
Two short weeks, and I'll vanish
I can has apron?

The resignation haiku, very creative.