FYI: Sticking a Cucumber in Your Vagina Probably Doesn't Stop You Getting AIDS

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lxskllr

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Just got a cucumber today. Not for my vagina, but for my gin & tonic. That's Hendricks' recommendation, but I'm not sure I buy it. I guess we'll see. Maybe it's amazing...
 

lxskllr

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Cucumber G&T isn't all that. I like lime better. Eating the lime rind after the drink's done is good.
 

ultimatebob

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What Ns1 said.

Proof positive... everything is bigger and better in 'MERICA! Hell yeah!
 

BoomerD

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I'd think that if a cucumber was the ONLY thing ever stuck in a vagina...it should greatly reduce the chance of getting AIDS...
 
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Scarpozzi

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I'd think that if a cucumber was the ONLY thing ever stuck in a vagina...it should greatly reduce the chance of getting AIDS...
True on the AIDS front....

If it's a seedless cucumber, you can guarantee the risk of pregnancy would be nothing. Not seedless? They might be in a real pickle.
 
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SKORPI0

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1. Douches
2. Steam
3. Tea tree oil
4. Chocolate syrup
5. Whipped cream
6. Vaseline
7. Yeast infection home remedies, like yogurt-soaked tampons
8. Fruits and vegetables
9. Anything you've just used for butt stuff and haven't yet cleaned
10. Any sharp objects
11. A hair brush handle
12. Alcohol-soaked tampons
13. Your cell phone
14. Pop Rocks
15. Aerosole Cans
16. Rhinestones
17. An electric toothbrush
18. Small animals (!!)
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