FYI: Sticking a Cucumber in Your Vagina Probably Doesn't Stop You Getting AIDS

[lxskllr]

Just got a cucumber today. Not for my vagina, but for my gin & tonic. That's Hendricks' recommendation, but I'm not sure I buy it. I guess we'll see. Maybe it's amazing...

 

[lxskllr]

Cucumber G&T isn't all that. I like lime better. Eating the lime rind after the drink's done is good.

 

[BudAshes]

Greatest spam bump ever?

 

[Captante]

Greatest spam bump ever?

Def a contender! 😛

*(not sure 2018 really qualifies it as a "Necro" though!)

 

[ultimatebob]

What Ns1 said.

Proof positive... everything is bigger and better in 'MERICA! Hell yeah!

 

[brianmanahan]

now you tell us

 

[Scarpozzi]

Old thread, but for some reason my sick mind started singing, "You've lost, that loving peeling"

 

[Torn Mind]

The post bumper is gone but his spirit lives on.

 

[BoomerD]

I'd think that if a cucumber was the ONLY thing ever stuck in a vagina...it should greatly reduce the chance of getting AIDS...

 

[lxskllr]

But send the odds of getting cucumber beetles through the roof.

 

[highland145]

now you tell us

Mom's always told me.

Sorry for your lack. 🙁

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'd think that if a cucumber was the ONLY thing ever stuck in a vagina...it should greatly reduce the chance of getting AIDS...

True on the AIDS front....

If it's a seedless cucumber, you can guarantee the risk of pregnancy would be nothing. Not seedless? They might be in a real pickle.

 

[zinfamous]

You do realize those shows come on during the working hours of the day for a reason right?

3 words: Targeting their audience.

so....3 years later and you're now talking about yourself. funny, that.

 

[Scarpozzi]

so....3 years later and you're now talking about yourself. funny, that.

Yeah.....the cucumber has come full circle.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Jeeebus]

I for one am glad that my vagina cucumber thread is still bringing joy to the ATOT masses some 3 years later.

 

[nakedfrog]

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Holy crackers, that sounds unpleasant.

 

[SKORPI0]

The Crazy Cucumber Cleanse Trend That Is NOT For Your Face - Stay at Home Mum

Looking to cleanse your vagina? You may have heard of the cucumber cleanse trend. This involves inserting cucumber into the vagina and leaving it there for a period of time, typically 30 minutes to an hour. The supposed benefits of this practice include improved vaginal hygiene, reduced...

www.stayathomemum.com.au

 

[Stiff Clamp]

A cucumber?!?! In MY vagina?!?!?

 

[sdifox]

I for one am glad that my vagina cucumber thread is still bringing joy to the ATOT masses some 3 years later.

You mean you haven't changed the cucumber yet? Ew!

 

[nakedfrog]

You mean you haven't changed the cucumber yet? Yew!

It's a pickle now.

 

[RPD]

fuck

 

[SKORPI0]

1. Douches
2. Steam
3. Tea tree oil
4. Chocolate syrup
5. Whipped cream
6. Vaseline
7. Yeast infection home remedies, like yogurt-soaked tampons
8. Fruits and vegetables
9. Anything you've just used for butt stuff and haven't yet cleaned
10. Any sharp objects
11. A hair brush handle
12. Alcohol-soaked tampons
13. Your cell phone
14. Pop Rocks
15. Aerosole Cans
16. Rhinestones
17. An electric toothbrush
18. Small animals (!!)

18 Things You Should Never Put In Your Vagina

If you have to ask, the answer is probably no.

www.self.com

 

[highland145]

A cucumber?!?! In MY vagina?!?!?

And the rent moratorium makes it standard.