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FYI: Sticking a Cucumber in Your Vagina Probably Doesn't Stop You Getting AIDS

Jeeebus

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Just thought everyone should know. I'm sitting at the dentist's office this morning in a waiting room with 5 women and "The Drs." talk show is playing on the tv.

An entire segment dedicated to discussion of whether sticking a peeled cucumber up your vagina helps with aroma (their word), feminine health, and preventing STDs. The ladies in the waiting room did not seem too interested as their cucumbers only help with inadequate husband issues.

https://www.thedoctorstv.com/articles/warning-against-cleansing-down-there-cucumber
 

tynopik

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Aug 10, 2004
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well, if there's no s then there's no sti, so in that sense, they probably help quite a bit
 

BudAshes

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I keep a couple in my ass at all times to keep the aids away.

So far I have 100% success rate. I should probably start a morning talk show tour to explain the benefits of ass cucumbers.
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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Lulz. Lemme guess, the viral claim originally came from 4chan. Sounds like something they'd come up with.
 

Ns1

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Persian cucumbers, regular cucumbers, or pickling cucumbers? I mean there's a vast difference here
 

zinfamous

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That sounds unsanitary and likely to actually cause real problems rather prevent anything.

Dr Oz must have endorsed this, yes?
 
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You do realize those shows come on during the working hours of the day for a reason right?

3 words: Targeting their audience.
 
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PlanetJosh

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They're not quite smooth at the end because of the stem that's been removed. Which leaves that mark. Not likely but still a little chance of an abrasion happening.
 

lxskllr

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The ladies in the waiting room did not seem too interested as their cucumbers only help with inadequate husband issues.
Don't believe that for a second. They just /appeared/ uninterested. I bet local sales of cucumbers spiked today.
 

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