FYI: Sticking a Cucumber in Your Vagina Probably Doesn't Stop You Getting AIDS

[Jeeebus]

Just thought everyone should know. I'm sitting at the dentist's office this morning in a waiting room with 5 women and "The Drs." talk show is playing on the tv.

An entire segment dedicated to discussion of whether sticking a peeled cucumber up your vagina helps with aroma (their word), feminine health, and preventing STDs. The ladies in the waiting room did not seem too interested as their cucumbers only help with inadequate husband issues.

https://www.thedoctorstv.com/articles/warning-against-cleansing-down-there-cucumber

 

[highland145]

20 minutes? That's gone from cleansing to full on giggity.

 

[Thebobo]

You know that's something I often ponder.

 

[ctbaars]

Cucumber?
Now I feel inadequate.

 

[Exterous]

What about an unpeeled one?

 

[IronWing]

Cucumber?
Now I feel inadequate.

More gherkin for the jerkin.

 

[Thebobo]

More gherkin for the jerkin.

More Dill for the Thrill

 

[tynopik]

well, if there's no s then there's no sti, so in that sense, they probably help quite a bit

 

[BudAshes]

I keep a couple in my ass at all times to keep the aids away.

So far I have 100% success rate. I should probably start a morning talk show tour to explain the benefits of ass cucumbers.

 

[Thebobo]

There are uses for cucumbers for men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ

 

[clamum]

Lulz. Lemme guess, the viral claim originally came from 4chan. Sounds like something they'd come up with.

 

[Ns1]

Persian cucumbers, regular cucumbers, or pickling cucumbers? I mean there's a vast difference here

 

[SKORPI0]

Not a good idea....
http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...the-cucumber-cleanse-in-brilliant-viral-post/
http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...the-cucumber-cleanse-in-brilliant-viral-post/

 

[highland145]

Not a good idea....
http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...the-cucumber-cleanse-in-brilliant-viral-post/

“I’ve slept with mine inside of me, smelled like a day spa when I woke up,” one commented.

They include: "VAGINAS ARE NOT DIRTY" and "ATTEMPTS AT 'CLEANING' THE VAGINA ACTUALLY DAMAGE THE VAGINA".

 

[zinfamous]

That sounds unsanitary and likely to actually cause real problems rather prevent anything.

Dr Oz must have endorsed this, yes?

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

You do realize those shows come on during the working hours of the day for a reason right?

3 words: Targeting their audience.

 

[PlanetJosh]

They're not quite smooth at the end because of the stem that's been removed. Which leaves that mark. Not likely but still a little chance of an abrasion happening.

 

[amdhunter]

Makes by butthole smell minty fresh.

 

[Ns1]

Makes by butthole smell minty fresh.

New Urban Dictionary entry: double mint chocolate chip

Ass-to-ass with a cucumber


So...YGPM?

 

[Thebobo]

lol this just popped up in FB, timely yet scary...

 

[lxskllr]

The ladies in the waiting room did not seem too interested as their cucumbers only help with inadequate husband issues.

Don't believe that for a second. They just /appeared/ uninterested. I bet local sales of cucumbers spiked today.

 

[kage69]

What Ns1 said.

 

[Darwin333]

What Ns1 said.

LOL, so very wrong but so funny.

 

[shortylickens]

But the japanese one has 10 times the vitamins.

 

[kage69]

I'm going to correct the direction of this thread. For the ladies.

https://www.naturalfoodseries.com/15-foods-boost-vaginal-health/

We all win when that vertical smile is happy, just sayin.