Funny things you see people buy late night...

[DigDog]

I sense a dark power

 

[BudAshes]

Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.

one of the greatest burns in ATOT history

everyone knows this

And this children, was the magical moment The Flying Pig taught old scrooge BudAshes the true meaning Christmas.

 

[brianmanahan]

And this children, was the magical moment The Flying Pig taught old scrooge BudAshes the true meaning Christmas.

i remember this one every christmas. it is truly one of the most magical moments in ATOT history.

and maybe CVS history too

 

[zinfamous]

i remember this one every christmas. it is truly one of the most magical moments in ATOT history.

and maybe CVS history too

why does no one ever bump that time that moonbog flipped me off with the foot from his chicken foot soup?

 

[brianmanahan]

why does no one ever bump that time that moonbog flipped me off with the foot from his chicken foot soup?

uhhhhh what

i had no idea this ever happened

i must see it! i MUST

 

[highland145]

why does no one ever bump that time that moonbog flipped me off with the foot from his chicken foot soup?

The pic lasted about as long as AMD showing us his mashed fingernail.

 

[brianmanahan]

The pic lasted about as long as AMD showing us his mashed fingernail.

ugh i think i remember that

now i lost my appetite

 

[zinfamous]

The pic lasted about as long as AMD showing us his mashed fingernail.

huh. didnotknow. I guess that tracks with moonbog walking away from the sudden fame and lifelong legendary status that was swelling through those halcyon weeks post-chicken flip, and soon stopped posting anywhere but in GPU forums. Guess he added de-hosting the history to his self-regicide, too.

 

[Red Squirrel]

On similar subject it's funny to see the things people sell on Facebook Marketplace. Sometimes I wonder if some of them are just a parody. My favourite was someone selling a Hitachi Magic Wand. "back massager". The comments on that one were freaking hilarious. Even the seller's mom was posting in there to make the whole situation even funnier.

 

[brianmanahan]

i remember this one every christmas. it is truly one of the most magical moments in ATOT history.

and maybe CVS history too

like clockwork, it is almost christmas again and this thread is the gift that my brain decides to remember and give myself

 

[QueBert]

I usually buy the weirdest shit out of anyone in the store. Condoms. Enemas. KY lube. Vaseline. Pepto Bismol. Rubber gloves. Rolling pin. Chocolate sauce. Mini LED sticky lights. Ice cream scoop (no ice cream).

Yeah, I'm "that guy".

Also, its fun to go to 7-11 late and see the stoners. They usually have 10 backs of cheetos, 6 packages of cheap donuts and 27 hot dogs, and absolutely no clue how to pay.

Damn this is 15 years old, are you Diddy and we just never knew?