• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Funny things you see people buy late night...

BudAshes

BudAshes

Lifer
Last night I was in line at CVS and spotted someone buying a snuggie. That was the one and only thing she was buying and I was amazed because I didn't think anyone would actually waste their 20 bucks on that crap. It did come in a box though so I'm guessing she needed a last minute gift that was easy to wrap. Lame, but I guess it can be justified.

The funny part was as I was trying to figure out why someone would spend their hard earned cash on a fuzzy poncho with a lame commercial jingle, I saw a box of condoms sitting next to it. I then was confused, is she getting it on in the snuggie? But no, i realized the condoms belong to the 55+ year old lady standing behind her with her slightly younger stoned out of his mind moustache wearing hillbilly boyfriend in tow. As i process this my gaze runs over the other things they are buying and I realize the condoms are next to some warming lube and whip cream. I loled and the old lady looked embarrassed which made me feel bad, the older folks need lovin' too.
 
Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.
 
Slankets are pretty much like Snuggies, and I love mine, it even has a big pocket at the bottom to put my feet in. Keeps me much warmer than a rob ever could. I don't care it looks goofy, when I'm at home on my couch my appearance is at the bottom of the list of things I'm worried about.

I don't like the commercial, but I bought it because it looked like it would do a kick ass job of keeping me warm in the winter, and that it does.
 
I usually buy the weirdest shit out of anyone in the store. Condoms. Enemas. KY lube. Vaseline. Pepto Bismol. Rubber gloves. Rolling pin. Chocolate sauce. Mini LED sticky lights. Ice cream scoop (no ice cream).

Yeah, I'm "that guy".

Also, its fun to go to 7-11 late and see the stoners. They usually have 10 backs of cheetos, 6 packages of cheap donuts and 27 hot dogs, and absolutely no clue how to pay.
 
theflyingpig said:
Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.
Click to expand...

OH NOES!!! The Flying Pig has centered his ray of righteousness upon me...the white light burns so good!!! Like scrooge after the 3 ghosts visit him, I am going to change my ways and spread guilt free snuggies, lube and condoms to the elderly everywhere! The Flying Pig has saved Christmas once again.
 
BudAshes said:
OH NOES!!! The Flying Pig has centered his ray of righteousness upon me...the white light burns so good!!! Like scrooge after the 3 ghosts visit him, I am going to change my ways and spread guilt free snuggies, lube and condoms to the elderly everywhere! The Flying Pig has saved Christmas once again.
Click to expand...

lol
 
BudAshes said:
OH NOES!!! The Flying Pig has centered his ray of righteousness upon me...the white light burns so good!!! Like scrooge after the 3 ghosts visit him, I am going to change my ways and spread guilt free snuggies, lube and condoms to the elderly everywhere! The Flying Pig has saved Christmas once again.
Click to expand...

whoa! Settle down there partner. I'll have to award points to the ugly piggling though. Your post was totally lame.
 
BudAshes said:
OH NOES!!! The Flying Pig has centered his ray of righteousness upon me...the white light burns so good!!! Like scrooge after the 3 ghosts visit him, I am going to change my ways and spread guilt free snuggies, lube and condoms to the elderly everywhere! The Flying Pig has saved Christmas once again.
Click to expand...

still waiting on why you were there.
 
theflyingpig said:
Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.
Click to expand...

Pwned!
 
Why would anyone care what I was buying? I had to resurrect this thread just to ask this question. Plus how was theflyingpigs comment pwnage in any way? He is the most uncaring unfunny bastard on these forums yet somehow him questioning my empathy for my fellow man is pwnage? I just clicked my threads started button and this came up and I decided I needed answers.
 
when i get the munchies its not un likley for me to go to walmart at 2-4am am grab some bagel bites and some little Debbie cakes.
 
BudAshes said:
Why would anyone care what I was buying? I had to resurrect this thread just to ask this question. Plus how was theflyingpigs comment pwnage in any way? He is the most uncaring unfunny bastard on these forums yet somehow him questioning my empathy for my fellow man is pwnage? I just clicked my threads started button and this came up and I decided I needed answers.
Click to expand...


LoL! That took awhile :^D
 
theflyingpig said:
Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.
Click to expand...

aha nice
 
BudAshes said:
OH NOES!!! The Flying Pig has centered his ray of righteousness upon me...the white light burns so good!!! Like scrooge after the 3 ghosts visit him, I am going to change my ways and spread guilt free snuggies, lube and condoms to the elderly everywhere! The Flying Pig has saved Christmas once again.
Click to expand...

So what'd you buy?
 
Wonder if you go on some sort of list at the store if you try buying a bunch of seemingly harmless stuff when by itself, but a dangerous combo when bought together - say, a box of black hefty bags, a gallon of bleach, a knife, plastic gloves and towels or something.
 
theflyingpig said:
Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.
Click to expand...

+++

OP is just jealous the inventor of the Snuggie is a millionaire and OP is at CVS late at night buying the morning after pill.
 
theflyingpig said:
Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.
Click to expand...

possibly your best work
 
BudAshes said:
Why would anyone care what I was buying?
Click to expand...
It seems a bit peculiar when you rip on other people for what they were buying in the OP, but won't state what you were when you were shopping late at night right along with them. Even worse is that you resurrected the thread almost a year later to deny the question that was long since forgotten about.
 
reminds me of a thread I saw on another board...name 3 things you could buy at WalMart in the middle of the night that would make the cashier raise their eyebrows lol

1. Ladder
2. Binoculars
3. Lube
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top