Funny things you see people buy late night...

[rudeguy]

I once saw a guy buying a rose and a six pack.

 

[geno]

reminds me of a thread I saw on another board...name 3 things you could buy at WalMart in the middle of the night that would make the cashier raise their eyebrows lol

1. Ladder
2. Binoculars
3. Lube

I remember it well...the absolute worst thing I remember seeing was :

1. Baby bottles
2. Antifreeze
3. Trash bags

D:

 

[nageov3t]

I clicked on this thread with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised by the replies.

 

[zinfamous]

reminds me of a thread I saw on another board...name 3 things you could buy at WalMart in the middle of the night that would make the cashier raise their eyebrows lol

1. Ladder
2. Binoculars
3. Lube

I remember it well...the absolute worst thing I remember seeing was :

1. Baby bottles
2. Antifreeze
3. Trash bags

D:

It only takes one:

1. Olive Oil

 

[JulesMaximus]

You should have slapped her in the back of the head for buying a snuggie. Everyone knows this.

 

[blurredvision]

Why do people talk shit about Snuggies? It's just a damn blanket that happens to have sleeves. I never understood the hate, unless you're just pissed you didn't think of it first.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Someone form a transparency committee. We need to get to the bottom of this.

 

[her209]

1. Brokeback Mountain DVD
2. Lube
3. Jar of pasta sauce

 

[WelshBloke]

Slankets are pretty much like Snuggies, and I love mine, it even has a big pocket at the bottom to put my feet in. Keeps me much warmer than a rob ever could. I don't care it looks goofy, when I'm at home on my couch my appearance is at the bottom of the list of things I'm worried about.

I don't like the commercial, but I bought it because it looked like it would do a kick ass job of keeping me warm in the winter, and that it does.

Maybe if you cared more about your appearance then Rob might put more effort into keeping you warm.

Hmmm, didn't think of that did you?

 

[Riceninja]

I once saw a guy buying a rose and a six pack.

true player

 

[shortylickens]

This should have been left a whole year to bump.

Someone needs his ass kicked.

 

[Squisher]

Wait, the world got a little blurry right after I thought I saw a post from the theflyingpig where he abraded someone for being judgmental. I think I better go lay down.

 

[shortylickens]

Wait, the world got a little blurry right after I thought I saw a post from the theflyingpig where he abraded someone for being judgmental. I think I better go lay down.

It was almost a year ago.
Trust me, he's mended his ways.

 

[Squisher]

It was almost a year ago.
Trust me, he's mended his ways.

Yeah? Maybe the OP should have mentioned the person buying the snuggie was fat.

 

[Nintendesert]

It was almost a year ago.
Trust me, he's mended his ways.

Damn, theflyingpig was pretty funny back in the day.

 

[bruceb]

You know he will never tell what he wanted or did buy. But you can be sure, unless he was sick, he did not need it that late at night.

 

[JTsyo]

Guess we have to wait until next year to find out.

 

[Homerboy]

Just so I get this straight, the OP, after being burned mercilessly by TFP, simmered for nearly a year. Then had to necro this thread again?

 

[thepd7]

Whats really interesting is that you fail to mention why you were at CVS late in the night, BudAshes. You fail to mention what you bought. You fail to mention a lot of things. Instead you choose to tell us about a couple in love, and a woman kind enough to buy a gift for someone special to her. You talk about these people as though they are the scum of the earth, and you don't even know them. Your snap judgements tell us everything we need to know about you, Bud Ashes. Everyone knows this.

possibly your best work

haha I thought so too. He's really been on his game recently so I was going to congratulate him but then I noticed it was a year old. I think I'm starting to appreciate him more because of the recent list of horrible, crappy trolls.

 

[Nintendesert]

Just so I get this straight, the OP, after being burned mercilessly by TFP, simmered for nearly a year. Then had to necro this thread again?

Damn, I just noticed the date on that. This makes TFP's ownage all that much more complete.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

El Producto Queens
Copper ChoreBoy
Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
Hemostat
Cotton balls
Bottle of Everclear.

Hmmm... wonder what's going on there?

 

[BudAshes]

Just so I get this straight, the OP, after being burned mercilessly by TFP, simmered for nearly a year. Then had to necro this thread again?

Yep i thought about this every day for a year. I didn't reply because i lost my fingers in a horribly ironic accident. I was cuddling under a blanket when i reached for the remote and I couldn't get my hands out from under the blanket. I became more and more wrapped up in it the more I struggled. My hands were so tangled in the blanket I could not get them out and the blanket had become wrapped around the couch leg so i couldn't get away. 3 days I lay there waiting for help, crying out, hoping some human would hear me. Alas, no one came, so I decided I had to take drastic measures. I gnawed my fingers off releasing my hands from the vise grip of the blanket knots. I crawled to the phone bleeding everywhere and was just able to dial 911 with my face before I blacked out from blood loss. When the EMT's were taking me away they said I kept mumbling the same thing over and over "if only I had gotten the snuggie"

Luckily I just picked some bionic fingers up at CVS late last night. I also purchased some hemorrhoid creme, a baseball bat, some rubber gloves, Vaseline and a Big Mouth Billy Bass. They were all out of snuggies

 

[LittleNemoNES]

someone must have seen me at the super market last night with a cart full to the brim with groceries...only to leave empty handed cos I left my wallet at home...

Going again today but definitely going to another market XD

 

[DAPUNISHER]

When I look at my old posts, I think "God damn! I am an idiot!" What others were doubtless thinking when they read my posts.

This thread is an object lesson in why not to ever bump them. Because, you just look even worse than the first go around.

 

[BudAshes]

When I look at my old posts, I think "God damn! I am an idiot!" What others were doubtless thinking when they read my posts.

This thread is an object lesson in why not to ever bump them. Because, you just look even worse than the first go around.

You really care what the people of atot think of you. I really don't think much of most of them, but maybe it's just because the loudest ones are the biggest douches.