Friday Night! So Godzilla vs Kong - who wins?

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DAPUNISHER

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Never realized giant King Kong sized apes had such good vision! To see that little tiny girl so he could sign with was astounding! I wonder how big his poops are? Wouldn't they be a big problem for the city?
You can't ask real questions about Kaiju movies, you just can't. You either do the

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Captante

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Destroy all Monsters was the first movie I saw in a theater. I think I was 5, the whole family went. Been a Godzilla fan since. King Kong never hooked me because he was such a Greek Tragedy. And the suit in the first VS was just so bad. Mighty Joe Young was my Giant primate homie. I enjoyed the remake of it too.

I agree with a 7/10 rating on this one.


Used to watch the original B&W King Kong every Thanksgiving at my Grandparents house ... I always loved Mighty Joe Young too. (especially the burning house part)

Destroy all Monsters however was my all-time favorite vintage giant-monster movie too! :)
 
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zinfamous

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Never realized giant King Kong sized apes had such good vision! To see that little tiny girl so he could sign with was astounding! I wonder how big his poops are? Wouldn't they be a big problem for the city?

reptile shits are still way worse than mammal shits. Godzilla shits vs King Kong shits, there's no contest. Probably the only matchup that Godzilla wins. ....then again, Godzilla probably only shits once a year (maybe every couple of years, considering his mass), so overall, King Kong probably has a much greater volume of shits.

....then again, Godzilla probably needs to eat a lot more than you would assume (a lizard of that size...I would think maybe once a year or, again, every couple of years); but that dude expends a loooooooooooot of energy. I mean, look at all the work he does! It makes me think he isn't really a reptile because no reptile is that active. Not even close.

And then there's the issue of his somehow being able to create his own body heat/energy. That doesn't make any kind of sense. Don't these people know anything about reptiles??!!!!!
 
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reptile shits are still way worse than mammal shits. Godzilla shits vs King Kong shits, there's no contest. Probably the only matchup that Godzilla wins. ....then again, Godzilla probably only shits once a year (maybe every couple of years, considering his mass), so overall, King Kong probably has a much greater volume of shits.

....then again, Godzilla probably needs to eat a lot more than you would assume (a lizard of that size...I would think maybe once a year or, again, every couple of years); but that dude expends a loooooooooooot of energy. I mean, look at all the work he does! It makes me think he isn't really a reptile because no reptile is that active. Not even close.

And then there's the issue of his somehow being able to create his own body heat/energy. That doesn't make any kind of sense. Don't these people know anything about reptiles??!!!!!

It’s the radioactivity.....are his craps radioactive?

Personally I say The Hulk has the worst craps.
 

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reptile shits are still way worse than mammal shits. Godzilla shits vs King Kong shits, there's no contest. Probably the only matchup that Godzilla wins. ....then again, Godzilla probably only shits once a year (maybe every couple of years, considering his mass), so overall, King Kong probably has a much greater volume of shits.

....then again, Godzilla probably needs to eat a lot more than you would assume (a lizard of that size...I would think maybe once a year or, again, every couple of years); but that dude expends a loooooooooooot of energy. I mean, look at all the work he does! It makes me think he isn't really a reptile because no reptile is that active. Not even close.

And then there's the issue of his somehow being able to create his own body heat/energy. That doesn't make any kind of sense. Don't these people know anything about reptiles??!!!!!
Yes but you're forgetting monkeys are dead eye accurate when tossing their shits. Unless Zilla has perfected the flippy tail shit fling Kong wins this round.

I can't believe we're talking about this shit. :D
 

zinfamous

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Yes but you're forgetting monkeys are dead eye accurate when tossing their shits. Unless Zilla has perfected the flippy tail shit fling Kong wins this round.

I can't believe we're talking about this shit. :D

good point. Godzilla tossing shits is like T Rex trying to toss shits. That would be a fail. Though FM makes a good point--they are probably radioactive shits, so even if Godzilla misses with his tossed shits, there would still be massive splash damage with the fallout. Major AOE-DoT damage!
 
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good point. Godzilla tossing shits is like T Rex trying to toss shits. That would be a fail. Though FM makes a good point--they are probably radioactive shits, so even if Godzilla misses with his tossed shits, there would still be massive splash damage with the fallout. Major AOE-DoT damage!

Yeah those tiny arms and NO THUMB!
Don’t forget Godzilla can barley lean back
 

Captante

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Yes but you're forgetting monkeys are dead eye accurate when tossing their shits

Yes they are!

Reminds me of the "old-man" monkey I watched take a dump in its hand and throw it on a couple pre-teen girls that were making fun of him @ the monkey display in the Bronx zoo ... which back then had only thick wire screens between monkeys & humans!

:D
 

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The winner issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....................... the studio.
 
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Captante

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The winner issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....................... the studio.


Lets hope! :)

I like movies & 2020 was a rough year for the entire industry.
 
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I have access to cable tv but not premium cable such as HBO/Cinemax/Showtime/etc. Will have to wait.
 

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I have access to cable tv but not premium cable such as HBO/Cinemax/Showtime/etc. Will have to wait.


Depending on who you have for a TV provider you actually MAY have access included at no addl charge. They do a crappy job of making this clear.

I was able to login directly using my buddies YT-TV account on 2 Win-10 PC's, my s20 AND the free Comcast streaming box they gave me as well.

Try going to the HBO Max website and login using your cable account credentials.
 

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Can't believe I paid $25 to "rent" this pcs of shit of a movie, on par with Pac rim 2 and Indy Day 2. It didn't make any sense from start to finish, by that I meant by Sci fi/monster movie logic. Like Godzilla laser a giant hole to the core of earth wtf.
 

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Can't believe I paid $25 to "rent" this pcs of shit of a movie, on par with Pac rim 2 and Indy Day 2. It didn't make any sense from start to finish, by that I meant by Sci fi/monster movie logic. Like Godzilla laser a giant hole to the core of earth wtf.


Lol I can't believe you rented it. I have never seen any Godzilla movie in theatre or pay ver view.
 
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Muse

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Lol I can't believe you rented it. I have never seen any Godzilla movie in theatre or pay ver view.
I kind of think the original Japanese Godzilla is a freebie on Youtube. In any case the killer song is:

 
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I kind of think the original Japanese Godzilla is a freebie on Youtube. In any case the killer song is:

Fun Fact: My favorite verse in this classic hit never made it on the album.

"Walkin' around with a beer in his hand,
Gonna kick as on a samurai man,
GODZILLA."