FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[Regine]

"Stop talking about me!!!"

(that's what I get for not reading this thread for weeks )

 

[snow patrol]

Givvvvvve it to meeeeeeee

 

[Locutus of Board]

I like tossing salad

 

[XL]

on my neighbors wife...

 

[Regine]

while her husband is

 

[BuckMaster]

away playing golf with

 

[Rainguy]

four drunk old nuns

 

[dcdomain]

Anyway, back at the

 

[IBhacknU]

ranch people were discussing

 

[dcdomain]

why females go to

 

[IBhacknU]

the trouble of buying

 

[HappyFace]

the most expensive items

 

[dcdomain]

when a cheap condom

 

[Budman]

will do the job.

 

[Helpless]

However, if that condom

 

[Josh]

were to tear then

 

[The Wildcard]

they'd say oh crap

 

[IBhacknU]

recycled condoms don't work!

 

[Helpless]

recycled reynolds wrap does

 

[TSDible]

not work nearly as

 

[IBhacknU]

well... but OHHHHH.... friction!!!!

 

[zbalat]

can start a fire

 

[Josh]

in anyone's pants so

 

[Ranger X]

watch out for the

 

[zbalat]

whore with the clap