FOUR WORDS PER POST STORY!!! (no my caps lock isn't stuck)

[3615buck]

the radio and listen

 

[IBhacknU]

to aerosmith while holding

 

[prodigy]

in his right hand

 

[3615buck]

a big hairy spider

 

[IBhacknU]

and in his left

 

[3615buck]

<< and in his left>>

a little red scorpio

 

[prodigy]

the spider opened its


EDIT- Weird, this shouldn't be here. I saw 3615buck's post, then typed mine.

 

[rhinox99]

he put the spider

 

[IBhacknU]

on the bare chest

 

[3615buck]

of a cop who

 

[IBhacknU]

<no story>DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!</no story>

 

[prodigy]

proceeded to shreik loudly

 

[rhinox99]

because the spider was

 

[3615buck]

drunk and tried to

 

[rhinox99]

poison the cop by

 

[3615buck]

giving him a big

 

[IBhacknU]

kiss on his nipple

 

[3615buck]

But suddenly the scorpio...

 

[Motorheader]

realized that Lemmy Rules

 

[Locutus of Board]

when singing the blues

 

[Budman]

with a dead spider

 

[IBhacknU]

hanging from his overdeveloped

 

[Locutus of Board]

ass cheeks. This looked

 

[prodigy]

funny and surprisingly similar

 

[BuckMaster]

because it was toolgirl.