Found a ball from a sorority member

[isekii]

Originally posted by: AVP
Haha and no one has called her yet? Especially with her number in plain view...

it's missing a digit and an area code

 

[thomsbrain]

for christ sake, go on the date. you never know.

 

[liquidblue]

So I've been lurking around for a while... but I guess not long enough. Where did that list that ends in

4. ...
5. profit!

come from??

Oh, and yeah, call her up! or maybe have another girl call. Might yield more interesting results.

 

[tokamak]

This is probably just some sorority ho game to assert their dominance over unwitting males such as yourself. I bet you'll show up, they'll give you a date (the food) and then have a good laugh at your expense. If I were you, I'd:
1.) find my favorite homeless guy
2.) give him the ball and buy him a 40 ouncer
3.) find him the next day and ask him all about it
4.) come back here and tell us
5.)....
6.) profit! (seems obligatory)

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Don't be a pussy, return it and go on the blind date.

This is why ATOT has so few successful relationships, people never try to make things work.

yep...wait, I'm one to talk

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Don't be a pussy, return it and go on the blind date.

This is why ATOT has so few successful relationships, people never try to make things work.

quoted for truth..
if shes cute go get the date...

 

[Rookie]

Originally posted by: stinkycheese
ebay

:camera::thumbsup:

 

[DanDrop]

Just go with the date and post some pics of the event! Don't be a wuss! 🙂

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

bump. EARTH TO OP! UPDATE US ALREADY!

 

[pennylane]

I need an update. STAT

 

[jst0ney]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
I need an update. STAT

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
find a hot lesbian college student and give her the ball

edit:

Originally posted by: rockyct
Umm, wow, do you really know her?

shes gotta be a ho is two people on the internet know her

considering the genius OP left the first two letters of her last name, and a quick search on Cal Poly's site (if you're a student) shows there's only one Heather Hi*, I have reason to doubt that guy knows her..

 

[Nimloth]

update please

 

[skim milk]

i wish i found a ball like that
I would go on that date in a second... not because I'm desperate but it'll be fun
I only do it for the fun of it.. not try to get anything out of it

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Lazee
you watch too much movies.

Sorority != sluts

I've never even seen all those "classic" frat movies. Visiting a friend in the greek system DID confirm all the stereotypes, though.

Sorority=slut.

No, trust me, it varies by soroity.

 

[SuperTool]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Lazee
you watch too much movies.

Sorority != sluts

I've never even seen all those "classic" frat movies. Visiting a friend in the greek system DID confirm all the stereotypes, though.

Sorority=slut.

No, trust me, it varies by soroity.

The sorority that gives out balls that say call me, get a date = Slut 😉

 

[Lorn]

Stop being gay in the butt and call the number.

 

[Delleet]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: AVP
Haha and no one has called her yet? Especially with her number in plain view...

it's missing a digit and an area code

Area code is 805

 

[Delleet]

Oh, and from one fellow mustang to another...call you big pussy

 

[Baked]

The OP's either lying or he's metro. That ball don't mean jack.

 

[DaWhim]

update?

 

[PingSpike]

Some how, I think the opportunity to buy dinner for a slutty sorority girl who will never call you again seems like a poor reward.

 

[Dubb]

...

 

[TallBill]

ebay

 

[OrByte]

update?

or shall we start calling the OP "ballboy"

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