Found a ball from a sorority member

[Dubb]

what? no one emailed her a link to this thread yet? you guys are slacking

sludge- my guess is you hit the nail on the head.

 

[AreaCode707]

1. Find a homeless guy (preferably one who hasn't bathed in a while.)
2. Give him the ball and ask him to return it for you.
3. Have him offer to take money in exchange for the date.
4. Split the cash.
5. Profit!

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

Well, what did you do with the ball already?!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
four square

More like four hundred pounds.

I think Nik posted a pic of her.

 

[dababus]

play dodgeball.

 

[richardycc]

you will get a real date if you are decent looking, if not, you will get an edible date. haha

 

[The Stigenator]

go get a date..

<--- wish i had a date

 

[Safeway]

bone her

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

coll her over and over without saying anything when she picks up. Wait for her to hang up first every time.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
go get a date..

<--- wish i had a date

Wear one of these

 

[Zee]

yeah so.... what happened with this stupid ball. Was it a guy?

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
four square

More like four hundred pounds.

I think Nik posted a pic of her.

He posted a pic of the girl that owns the ball?

 

[Kelemvor]

Pics of the girl?

Just take it back and go to a movie or something for fun. Doesn't have to be anything serious just a fun evening out.

 

[imported_hscorpio]

Get a date with her and act like your really interested in history.

 

[flamingelephant]

Originally posted by: kcthomas
buy another ball and put it in the bush in front of her house. write on the ball:
"you put your ball in my bush. now its my turn to return the favor"

thats probably the funniest thing I'll hear all week. Good job kcthomas!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: atiyeh
If you aren't seeing someone...why not take the date? Better than sitting in front of your computer.....am I missing something?

Yeah, there's a reason why 99% of ATOTrs can't even get a date, much less a SO. They have the personalties of bucktoothed walruses. Jesus, y'all are stuck up.

 

[gabemcg]

arachnid

 

[Dubb]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
arachnid

no kidding. own up, what happened?

 

[Freejack2]

1) Find the nerdiest/ugliest/most unkempt guy on campus. Give him the ball on the condition he wears a hidden camera.
2) Upload to internet
3) Profit!

 

[gigapet]

tell us again why is it you don't want a date with a girl?


Ohhh wait I think i can draw my own conclusions about your lifestyle preferences.

 

[PunDogg]

give it to the highest bedder

Dogg

 

[PoPPeR]

is that you syringer?

 

[z0mb13]

Man you will be known as BALL GUY forever!!!

 

[isekii]

Who pays for the date.

If she's ugly, she pays.
If she's cute you pay

 

[AVP]

Haha and no one has called her yet? Especially with her number in plain view...