Found a ball from a sorority member

[rockyct]

I live in an apartment complex near Cal Poly SLO, and I found a red four square ball in the bushes. The ball says, "Return this ball and you get a date." It also has her name and a cell phone number. My roommate actually knows who she is because she's in his major. I have no intention of returning it for a date, so what do you guys think is the best thing to do with it?

Edit for pics:
Ball 1
Ball 2
Ball 3

 

[stinkycheese]

ebay

 

[BCYL]

Return it, see what happens...

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: stinkycheese
ebay

lol

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: stinkycheese
ebay

Winn4r!

 

[IAteYourMother]

Actually, take the date... may get some p00n

 

[ErmanC]

I'm thinking EBAY!!!!



EDIT: Beat me to it - Damn we all think alike...

 

[Baked]

Make her your slave.

 

[alexjohnson16]

Give it to your roommate...

 

[herkulease]

pics first then we can help

 

[preslove]

Well, ebay will be national, so less likely for the date being possible. Howabout Craigslist?

 

[aplefka]

Don't be a pussy, return it and go on the blind date.

This is why ATOT has so few successful relationships, people never try to make things work.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: BCYL
Return it, see what happens...

that's what i would do.

 

[Kaervak]

Either return it yourself or give it to a female friend to return it and have her bring a camcorder along.

 

[rsd]

Post about it on an internet message board forum, asking people who are as socially inept as yourself for advice

Oh wait....

 

[dym]

give it to me, i'll pay the shipping

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Don't be a pussy, return it and go on the blind date.

This is why ATOT has so few successful relationships, people never try to make things work.

make things work? it's a fvcking stupid date ball, lol.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: stinkycheese
ebay

hahaha :thumbsup:!!!

 

[Bootprint]

Play handball against the side of the building until someone tells you to F off.

 

[Bryophyte]

If you find a sorority girl's balls, you feel compelled to go on a date with her? :Q

 

[Baked]

Perhaps you found the ball because you have no balls of your own? Thus the creation of this thread?

 

[ArmenK]

1) Find a girl
2) Give her the ball
3) Tell her to claim her prize
4)...
5) Profit!

 

[WhiteWonder]

I got an idea.

Play some four square! Sweet.

 

[atiyeh]

If you aren't seeing someone...why not take the date? Better than sitting in front of your computer.....am I missing something?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: aplefka
Don't be a pussy, return it and go on the blind date.

This is why ATOT has so few successful relationships, people never try to make things work.

make things work? it's a fvcking stupid date ball, lol.

LOL.