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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I don't think you guys realize how ferocious, lightning fast and vicious full-blown female lions are capable of.
10 of them set loose in a mall... You're dead even if you have firearm. You probably can't aim to shoot it right when it starts to rush towards you at 50mph.
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
If the mall was made by EA, then chances are good that 3 of the lions would never be able to load, 4 would be randomly dropped once they spawn, and two would be immediately kicked by punkbuster... so assuming you paid $75 to download all the necessary updates, you'd only be up against one lion... for 5 minutes before EA released another patch.
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
If the mall was made by EA, then chances are good that 3 of the lions would never be able to load, 4 would be randomly dropped once they spawn, and two would be immediately kicked by punkbuster... so assuming you paid $75 to download all the necessary updates, you'd only be up against one lion... for 5 minutes before EA released another patch.
:laugh: 10/10
Hell yeah I'd do it, its like Battlefield 2 without the bugs, but with lions.
1. Cover self in nasty perfume/cologne.
2. Make awesome explosives out of car batteries and other assorted sh!t I'd be able to find at Sears. Fvcked up CRT + lots of electricity = satisfying KABOOM.
3. Put face paint on, for the sake of it.
4. ? Possibly whack off to porn on the PCs in Sears.
5. Profit. $1,000,000 to be exact.
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I don't think you guys realize how ferocious, lightning fast and vicious full-blown female lions are capable of.
Originally posted by: jagec
I'd do it. First off, the lions aren't instantly going to start stalking you...chances are they'll be disoriented and won't even think about food for a while. Then, there are plenty of places in a mall that are easy for humans to get to, but not lions...just climb a sculpture or something with a baseball bat to keep them away.
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I don't think you guys realize how ferocious, lightning fast and vicious full-blown female lions are capable of.
"capable of" != "always that way 100% of the time"
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Originally posted by: jagec
I'd do it. First off, the lions aren't instantly going to start stalking you...chances are they'll be disoriented and won't even think about food for a while. Then, there are plenty of places in a mall that are easy for humans to get to, but not lions...just climb a sculpture or something with a baseball bat to keep them away.
Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I don't think you guys realize how ferocious, lightning fast and vicious full-blown female lions are capable of.
"capable of" != "always that way 100% of the time"
What if lions are already adjusted to their surroundings and you're their prime target?
Originally posted by: The Green Bean
Originally posted by: mrrman
I would pass, chances of survival are slim
Originally posted by: VanTheMan
Everybody saying that nobody could fend off a lion with a chainsaw or whatever should read "Death In The Long Grass". In one of the stories, and they're all true, the guy kills a lion with a broken spear that's like 2 feet long. If the lions can randomly spawn *anywhere* there's a good chance a few of them will spawn halfway through walls or other structural members, instantly killing them.
Originally posted by: Journer
i would do it...i have no doubt i would walk off with 1M...
Originally posted by: jimbob200521
Anyone who thought of hiding in the elevators; won't work. In the OP, it states that the mall has no doors. Elevator - doors = fish in a barrel.