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PingviN

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Jesus supports the constitution? :/

Newsflash: Jesus supposedly lived and died roughly 2000 years ago.

Silly conservatives.
 

Uhtrinity

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You must have missed the Sith emperor on the RHS.....

Don't forget unwed pregnant girl down on the RHS will all of the other 'damned folks'.

The Jesus does look like a cross between Catholic and Mormon versions. Mormon jesus is easy to pick out due to exaggerated European features.
jesus-mormon.jpg

jesus.jpg
 

werepossum

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Jul 10, 2006
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But he was nice enough to fossilize their bones and fake the carbon 14 amounts in them just to fool our scientists. Thanks Jesus.
It's a test. Unless you lay some false trails, Heaven fills up way too quickly.

Tap your meter, dude.
 

hal2kilo

Lifer
Feb 24, 2009
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Just a guess but everyone standing behind Jesus is no longer amongst the living. Am I right?
 

feralkid

Lifer
Jan 28, 2002
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Don't forget unwed pregnant girl down on the RHS will all of the other 'damned folks'.

The Jesus does look like a cross between Catholic and Mormon versions. Mormon jesus is easy to pick out due to exaggerated European features.
jesus-mormon.jpg

jesus.jpg

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Oyeve

Lifer
Oct 18, 1999
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I thought Jesus was blackish. I am not a believer but still, I always hate seeing a white blue-eyed Jesus.
 

xochi

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For some reason the picture reminds me of those Chick Tracks that people leave around.
 

Ninjahedge

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Don't forget unwed pregnant girl down on the RHS will all of the other 'damned folks'.

The Jesus does look like a cross between Catholic and Mormon versions. Mormon jesus is easy to pick out due to exaggerated European features.
jesus-mormon.jpg

That ain't Jesus! That's THOR!



Why does this Jesus look ironically gay?
 

werepossum

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Jul 10, 2006
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I thought Jesus was blackish. I am not a believer but still, I always hate seeing a white blue-eyed Jesus.
Jesus was Jewish, supposedly of the House of David. I too hate seeing a blond, blue-eyed Aryan Jesus. I'm pretty sure that had Jesus been a blond, blue-eyed Aryan that fact would have been considered worth noting.

That ain't Jesus! That's THOR!

Why does this Jesus look ironically gay?
:D
 

hal2kilo

Lifer
Feb 24, 2009
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I thought he was (again, ironically) middle-eastern. A middle-eastern jew, to be exact.

Discovery channel had a good program about what Jesus would look like. Amazingly they made him look like a middle eastern Jew. Not some aryan.
 

cybrsage

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Jesus was Jewish, supposedly of the House of David. I too hate seeing a blond, blue-eyed Aryan Jesus. I'm pretty sure that had Jesus been a blond, blue-eyed Aryan that fact would have been considered worth noting.


:D

Yeah, no need for the kiss by Yehuda (Judah). The Sanhedrin would have told the guards to arrest the blonde guy.
 

momeNt

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Is the cloaked figure far right (middle vertically) supposed to be the devil?