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Feng Shui

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Patt

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I'm not usually one to dismiss things out of hand without careful consideration, but my limits were tested last night when I returned home from the golf course. My wife has rearranged our bedroom, which in itself, I have absolutely no problem with. However, she has done son in accordance with some feng shui rules, saying our relationship is suffering because 'our relationship corner was empty'.

At some point in the conversation she also read a quote where having the dog bed in a certain corner caused the author of the book she was reading and her husband to have a 'threesome' with the dog relationship-wise. It was all I could do not to laugh outright and roll my eyes.

I'm all for new ideas, and functional, cleaner rooms, but can anyone else honestly tell me anything useful about Feng Shui?
 
feng shui improves the flow of energy in a room... its kind of like a combination of aesthetics and ergonomics with a shot of BS

and threesome with your dog :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: bonkers325
feng shui improves the flow of energy in a room... its kind of like a combination of aesthetics and ergonomics with a shot of BS
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LOL, I think that's the best description I've ever heard. 🙂
 
your are not opening your self up, and your energy highways are blocked. Relax and open them and release the warm rush of serenity and peace. 😕

 
Originally posted by: bonkers325
feng shui improves the flow of energy in a room... its kind of like a combination of aesthetics and ergonomics with a shot of BS

and threesome with your dog :shocked:
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more like a triple shot of BS.

Ever watch the Penn and Teller: Bullshyt episode on this? Really funny.
 
Originally posted by: bonkers325
feng shui improves the flow of energy in a room... its kind of like a combination of aesthetics and ergonomics with a shot of BS

and threesome with your dog :shocked:
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LOVE the description. I'm going to use that on my wife. It wasn't us with the dog 😱 ... it was the author of the book, though our dog does like to sleep in that corner :shocked:
 
Feng Shui is total bologna. My sister's bf's family does the whol Fung Shway thing, and it is disasterous to the flow of the room!
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Are you Asian? I didn't think Americans believed in that stuff.
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Nope, not American either. Canadian, and pretty pure whitebread at that. My wife is a yoga instructor, and it has led her along some, shall we say, alternate paths over the years, and this is but one. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: gigapet
your are not opening your self up, and your energy highways are blocked. Relax and open them and release the warm rush of serenity and peace. 😕
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Dude, that sounds like he needs a colonic, not feng shui! 😛
 
Originally posted by: radioouman
Do you have sex in your bedroom while the dog is in there?
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Um ... yes. If we didn't, my supply would be seriously threatened ... :thumbsup: for the morning romps.
 
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: gigapet
your are not opening your self up, and your energy highways are blocked. Relax and open them and release the warm rush of serenity and peace. 😕
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Dude, that sounds like he needs a colonic, not feng shui! 😛
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: werk
Originally posted by: gigapet
your are not opening your self up, and your energy highways are blocked. Relax and open them and release the warm rush of serenity and peace. 😕
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Dude, that sounds like he needs a colonic, not feng shui! 😛
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LOL!
 
Originally posted by: Patt
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Are you Asian? I didn't think Americans believed in that stuff.
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Nope, not American either. Canadian, and pretty pure whitebread at that. My wife is a yoga instructor, and it has led her along some, shall we say, alternate paths over the years, and this is but one. 🙂
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My sister's bf that I mentioned previously is white American, and they practive Feng Shui.
 
Originally posted by: Safeway
Originally posted by: Patt
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Are you Asian? I didn't think Americans believed in that stuff.
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Nope, not American either. Canadian, and pretty pure whitebread at that. My wife is a yoga instructor, and it has led her along some, shall we say, alternate paths over the years, and this is but one. 🙂
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My sister's bf that I mentioned previously is white American, and they practice Feng Shui.
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Originally posted by: leftyman
gesundheit
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LMAO at this one ... I may have to pull that out that next time she pronounces Feng Shui. Come to think of it, our cat's sneezes sound like that 😉
 
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