Favorite Family Guy Quote

[FFactory0x]

Whats your favorite Family Guy quote

"Ohh so this is where all the trash goes" (Pans up to the Holly wood sign)

 

[Gunslinger08]

You're never gonna catch me.

 

[NathanBWF]

"I'm sorry sir you can't park your van on the diving board."

 

[Hubris]

The Kool-Aid man sequence at the end of the first episode. "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh yeah!"

 

[FFactory0x]

"Hey Jombi" "Mecca lecka hi make a... God I hate you"

"To answer your question, something like that"

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I absolutely love two clips, although they aren't necessarily quotes.

#1 The clip where Peter talks of Abraham killing Isaac, and they show Abe Lincoln Shooting Isaac the Bartender .

#2 The clip where Stewie breastfeeds off Peter.

HI-Larious!

 

[rocadelpunk]

i can't precisely quote it

but "no matter what happens I'm getting anal tonight".."I want the house spotless"

 

[FFactory0x]

Broccili episode.
Stewie "Who the hell do you think you are"

 

[FFactory0x]

hahahahahaha x10

 

[caitlion]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF
"I'm sorry sir you can't park your van on the diving board."

i love that episode

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
i can't precisely quote it

but "no matter what happens I'm getting anal tonight".."I want the house spotless"

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

EDIT: Darn you demon!

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: Trevelyan

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
i can't precisely quote it

but "no matter what happens I'm getting anal tonight".."I want the house spotless"

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

Thats such a great line

Can I just say all the lines in every show?

 

[FFactory0x]

go ahead. I enjoy reading these quotes. Funny stuff. The peewee playhouse one is funny where he gets black reperations

 

[SinnerWolf]

Blast you and your estrogenical treachery!
giggity giggity....alright!

 

[VictorLazlo]

"Am I...Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: SinnerWolf
Blast you and your estrogenical treachery!
giggity giggity....alright!

/scene where UPS chick comes to Quagmire's door

UPS Chick: I have a package for Quagmire
Quag: Okay, be right back
*Quag comes out nekkid*
Quag: And I got a package for YOUUU!!!!!1 HEH HEH OHHHHH YEAHHHH
*UPS Chick sprays him with pepper spray*
Quag: Heh heh I've built up a immunity to that!!

ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHTTTTTTT


And I love the episode when Stewie throws his sexy parties.
Example

 

[Electric Amish]

"DAMN YOU AND YOUR GYNOCRACY!!!"

 

[bbrontosaurus]

Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "oooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.


Peter (imagining Hell): Wow. Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth, eh, hey, what, what are you doing here?
Superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book.

Last one is my favorite:

Newscaster: The suspect was identified with this picture: ( shows giant bug spitting fire on to the city)

Later: The real perpetrators were identified as these men: (shows peter and his friends)

(cuts to the bug rubbing his hands together) "Gooood, Goooood."

 

[brunswickite]

"Milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made"

 

[TheCorm]

Towel.....drop the towel....uh oh oh they spotted me

And he's standing holding a broken bit of wood with a peephole in it, in the middle of the womens changing rooms.

But to be honest I don't find the program that great

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Towel.....drop the towel....uh oh oh they spotted me

And he's standing holding a broken bit of wood with a peephole in it, in the middle of the womens changing rooms.

But to be honest I don't find the program that great

The British just don't understand American humor.

 

[SpazzyChicken]

here are a few of my favorites:

(brian and stewie standing at brian's mother's grave))
Brian: say something please.
Stewie: Like what?!
Brian: I dont know anything
Stewie: Yay and god said to Abraham, "you will kill your son Issak." and abraham said "i cant hear you, you'll have to speak in to the micraphone." and god said "oh im sorry is this better, check check, jerry, jerry, pull the high end out im still getting some his back here."

Peter: Well, i guess you dont have to toilet train, i should give you some beer eh? That stuff runs right through ya
Stewie: (Sarcastc) Oh great while we do that we can smoke a doobie and watch some porn
Peter: Y... Yea?

and we can't forget the BEST FAMILY GUY LINE...........

Quagmire: What? Fat chicks need loving too... but they have to pay

 

[jurzdevil]

sssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhh ssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhh ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhh

edit: another one .....

peter: oh sweet the irs is giving me an audi!
brian: peter that says audit
peter: no brian its a foreign car the T is silent

 

[KillaKilla]

Situation: In front of a random gvt building, there is a "Free Tibet" demonstration going on.

Free Tibet demonstrators: Free tibet! Free tibet! etc...
Peter: I'll take it!
Peter runs to a pay phona and dials a number...
Peter:Hello. China? I have something you might want...
peter pauses
Peter: That's right. all the tea.