Favorite Family Guy Quote

[axelfox]

Reviving the thread. Not really quote, but...

[nerd mode] The scene where Albert Einstein, working at the patent office, steals a patent for E=MC^2 from a guy trying to patent it. YOU CAN'T PATENT E=MC^2! bwhahahahahhahaha! [/nerd mode]

 

[95SS]

(watching TV)

Lois - I bet a man made that commercial.
Peter - Of course a man made it, it's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

"Ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*, ah *breathes*"

When he falls...Ah, greatest moment evar.

 

[minus1972]

- and now over to Ollie and the Black-u-weather forecast.

- IT'S GON' RAIN!

that's the best one...anyone remember what episode it's from though?

 

[igowerf]

Everybody out. I have to poop.

 

[dum]

Originally posted by: minus1972
- and now over to Ollie and the Black-u-weather forecast.

- IT'S GON' RAIN!

that's the best one...anyone remember what episode it's from though?

Screwed the Pooch. Just watched it the other day.



one of my favorites:

Chris: "God watches me do #2? Oh man, I'm going to hell and God's a pervert."

 

[guapo337]

"I miss my mom."

-Cult Kid #1

"I miss my nads"

-Cult Kid #2

__________

"Do you think that girl's hot?"
-Cult Kid #1
"No. Do you?"
-Cult Kid #2
"No" *high fives!*

 

[JonnyStarks]

Jennifer Love Hewitt:You ordered an entire pie as an appetizer?
Peter: (pouring the pie into his mouth) Yeah, but don't worry, I'm gonna go in the John and fire one off to make room for the main course.



Peter: Oh crap I'm stuck in the stairs.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Argo
Well, Loius, I stayed here with you. Now, when we get home I get anal!



Yeah, no matter how clean the appartment is, I'll want you to get it cleaner.

um, no. but thanks for coming out

 

[Metalloid]

If you're going to be in ze Los Angeles area und would like tickets to Hitler... call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

 

[Martin]

Remember that time we almost got the insect study badge?

Peter: "Ohh, look Chris, a whole family of wasps"

Father: "My margaret, what a sub par ham"
Mother: "Maybe I can't cook a ham, but what I can serve is a little grace and civility at the dinner table"
Father: "Patty, did you know your mother's a whore?"

 

[Crusty]

Quagmire walking into the bathroom with tied up cheerleader.

"Dear Diary, Jackpot!"

 

[Gibson486]

Nudist wife: Can i get you some beer Peter?

Peter: What do you got?

Nudis wifet: I got Busch.....and Busch LIte.

 

[Cerb]

Quote? Dunno.
But I fall over laughing every time I see the pool episode and Mayor West's skinny malcontent trap door...and his taffygasm.

 

[Amorphus]

that episode where they go into the Witness PRotection Program, when peter walks into the lineup room. bwahah.

 

[imported_Tomato]

("Poppycock" scrawled on the wall in crayon)

Stewie: Oh dear, I've gone and written a dirty word!

 

[CraigRT]

the jewish episode (unseen on TV)

the plotting clouds:

"so bill.. we attack on Monday.."
"yes"
"I mean it this time! - I do too!!"

I just love that part.. it's so stupid.

and also the episode where he is "Lando Griffin"

he falls out of his bedroom window.. spider man saves him.. he thanks spiderman, and spiderman says "everybody gets one."
LMAO!

 

[brunswickite]

I didnt know Optimus Prime was jewish

 

[xSauronx]

quote?

stewie: mouths "fvck you" to brian
brian: im telling lois
stewie: oh no, no, i said "vac-uum"

fav scene though?

peter and chris are driving, and get pulled over
peter: hold on chris, i got this one

peter shows a nipple to the cop
cop is not interested

peter: oh great, i got the only straight cop in rhode island

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
I didnt know Optimus Prime was jewish

and half of Lenny Kravitz!

 

[pipster]

Peter- "It's ok...I read a book about this once."
Brian- "Are you sure it was a book, Peter? Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?"
Peter- "Oh yea..."

 

[DPmaster]

The Y2K Episode:

Guy in chicken costume: "Y2K man!"
Peter: "What the heck are you selling buddy? Chicken or sex jelly?!"

Also in that episode when Peter and Brian stumble onto the two reporters eating asian reporter Trisha Takanawa.

Brian: "Oh my god! They're eating asian reporter Trisha Takanawa!"
Peter: "Yeah don't they know they'll just get hungry again in an hour?"


not sure which episode:

Peter: "Jeez Chris when did you get a 3rd leg? GAH!"


been awhile since I've seen this show so quotes might be off a bit

 

[The Wildcard]

Dear diary......jackpot!

 

[3point14]

After Peter turned the Den into Pee-Wee's Playhouse...

Peter: Whacha doin' Jambi?
Brian: Mick-a-lick-a-high-mick-a-hidie- I hate you so much

&

Lois: Peter you're being ridiculous!
Peter Herman and the playhouse gang: AHHHHHHHH!