Favorite Family Guy Quote

[Danman]

Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken
here are a few of my favorites:

(brian and stewie standing at brian's mother's grave))
Brian: say something please.
Stewie: Like what?!
Brian: I dont know anything
Stewie: Yay and god said to Abraham, "you will kill your son Issak." and abraham said "i cant hear you, you'll have to speak in to the micraphone." and god said "oh im sorry is this better, check check, jerry, jerry, pull the high end out im still getting some his back here."

Peter: Well, i guess you dont have to toilet train, i should give you some beer eh? That stuff runs right through ya
Stewie: (Sarcastc) Oh great while we do that we can smoke a doobie and watch some porn
Peter: Y... Yea?

and we can't forget the BEST FAMILY GUY LINE...........

Quagmire: What? Fat chicks need loving too... but they have to pay

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm gonna have to go watch the DVDs now later. God this sh!t is so funny.

I like the episode when Peter gets all of the plastic surgery and Stewie gets really fat.

/Stewie sitting out in front of the house eating ice cream
Stewie: Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth!!!
*Stewie yells at some kid walking by*
Stewie: Damn you and such....
*Stewie falls asleep......*

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken


Quagmire: What? Fat chicks need loving too... but they have to pay

 

[JetBlack69]

Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

 

[ngvepforever2]

Louis:" Good , I don't have to cook tonight"
Peter:" No, you'll still cook and then we 'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty"

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69
Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

This one has got to be the best.

 

[mpitts]

"'Who's the Boss?' isn't a food."

 

[Brutuskend]

Lois to asian reporter Trisha Takanawa "I feel just like Hillary Clinton, but without the penis."

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: mpitts
"'Who's the Boss?' isn't a food."

Bryan: "Swing and a miss!"

 

[mpitts]

Don't forget:

"Is Quahog in the grips of a serial arsonist? Police say no, but our producers say YES."

 

[Dufman]

Balloons on the mail box is the international sign for PARTY OVER HEEEREE

WHEELIE TIME!

Peter: Wait! What is heaven like?
Nate Griffin: Good, but there is a shortage of chairs
Peter: yeah

 

[SpazzyChicken]

Originally posted by: mpitts
"'Who's the Boss?' isn't a food."

[Peter's theme, "Who's the Boss" is picked for the parade]
Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
[zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain]
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
[back to the real world]
Peter: Lois, Who's the Boss is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.

 

[Actaeon]

A few favorite scenes....

When Mayor Adam West was eating his taffy in the episode where peter has his own nation.
When Stewie was fat, and tries to eat his ice cream.

 

[Actaeon]

Originally posted by: SpazzyChicken

Originally posted by: mpitts
"'Who's the Boss?' isn't a food."

[Peter's theme, "Who's the Boss" is picked for the parade]
Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
[zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain]
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
[back to the real world]
Peter: Lois, Who's the Boss is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.

:beer:

 

[slick230]

Stewie : "The brocolli MUST DIE!!!!"

 

[apac]

"At least the TV reception is good. Some kind of nature show....AHH AHH!!!"

 

[chasem]

Stewie: Its a real mess down there louis. (uses cell phone to call) "yea i dont think im gonna make it tonight, im still at the griffen job. I know it creeps me out too"

something like that, when he has to clean superfat peter

 

[RickerOne]

"but no sprinkles....for every sprinkle I find I shall KILL YOU!"

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: chasem
Stewie: Its a real mess down there louis. (uses cell phone to call) "yea i dont think im gonna make it tonight, im still at the griffen job. I know it creeps me out too"

something like that, when he has to clean superfat peter

You missed the part about Hairlip Steve. That is what creeps him out.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: VictorLazlo
"Am I...Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"

hahahahahaha. i remember that eps.

 

[mpitts]

Man: Wow, Lois Griffin. Hey I love your act! Nice melons.
Peter: Hey! listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding melons.
Peter: Oh.
Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter: Now hang on a second there.
Lois: Peter, I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem............. Your wife's hot.
Peter: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

[Riding a circus elephant.]
Peter: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.

Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin: Lois! You've got a sick mind!
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin: Oh! I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: JetBlack69
Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

This one has got to be the best.

definately one of the best.

 

[crumpet19]

"No, I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from staying up all night drinking!"

 

[Aftermath]

Peter: I don't miss a thing.
Television: We now return to Star Trek.
Peter: Holy crap! Uhuras black!?


Peter: What are you going to have me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.


Doctor: Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph. Oh. ... like a happy special-
Doctor: You're going to die.

 

[xXgambitXx]

"Let me out of this stink filled corduroy dungeon !" -stewie

"Holy crip he's a crapple !" -peter